1. Who needs a rifle when you have daggers for toenails.
2. This probably makes the elevator smell great.
3. You know that expression, "Don't shit where you eat," right?
Well, it also applies to drinking.
4. When a simple lavender or vanilla candle is just too mainstream.
6. I'll never be hungry enough to consume this.
7. If this is the case, then true love is disgusting.
8. This is what my nightmares consist of.
9. These shoes makes things uncomfortable for everyone.
10. Thanks for the advice, but I doubt anyone else has tried to pull that crap.
11. I feel bad for the stuffed horse.
12. If painful and disturbing was what this person was going for, then this tattoo is spot-on.
14. The type of spelling mistake that makes you lose your appetite.
15. 'Murica.
16. If an atomic bomb dropped and the only two things that survived were this cockroach and that meal, I'd die of hunger.
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