Okay, now that that's out of the way, I can be honest here. My mom is many things (provider of unconditional love, wiper of tears, booster of moods, reminder of all things right...), but one thing she is not is funny. While she can muster some solid laughs from her friends, when it comes to her kids, we couldn't cringe harder. (And honestly, aren't your kids the only ones you can really trust for a real review?) To us, her funniest moments are her biggest blunders, like the time she ordered "Guatemala" on her burrito and started giggling when the person tried to explain it's called guacamole. Her response? "I'm French." O-kay, Mom.
All I can say is I'm glad I grew up in a time when Twitter wasn't a thing parents used to release their pent up frustrated humors. JUST KIDDING. My mom would of crushed it, I'm sure.
These moms have certainly got a handle on the old Twitter game now don't they? These are the best of the best of mom tweets to keep you laughing all season long.
Somehow the holidays make dinnertime even more difficult.
They make people (*cough cough* husbands) disappear, too.
You need to be properly prepared.
And you should probably just plan to stay home.
It'll be enough work as is.
That resentment comes from the fact you know not one of your kids will actually eat this meal.
There are perks, though...
This is every mom ever.
Holidays are Peppa's prime time to shine, don't forget.
Treat yourself.
Watch out, moms: Symptoms like those can last way longer than 18 years.
Taking "I don't know how she does it" to a whole new level.
She tried, folks, she really, really tried.
Oh no, not the cotton ball story again!
Full truth: Mom wants this too, but has to keep the whole healthy-eating role model thing going until at least the majority of the kids are asleep.
He only has so many elves and there are like a lot of kids out there and stuff...
This is actually absolutely genius.
SHARE with every mom you know!
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