As someone who's worn glasses for most of my life, I feel your pain and have compiled a list of what I think are the most ridiculous struggles associated with needing glasses. So polish up them lenses and push them back from the tip of your nose as we go through these incredibly annoying facts about the lens-life...
1. You'll never be comfy again...
2. Everyone who doesn'twear glasses wants to try on yours! And thisis the only way it goes:
3. And if they're not calling you blind, they're pulling thisbunk on you:
4. If it's raining, just forget it! You're done.
5. Trying to enjoy a fresh, hot meal?
6. 3D movies are the worst invention the cinema ever had!
7. No matter your style, people will still call you a nerd...
8. And yet, some people who don't wear them say that they want to — for fashion!
9. You'll always lose them in the weirdest places!
10. So then you end up pulling a total "Velma" from Scooby-Doo:
11. And there's no hope for lost/broken pieces...
12. Seeing your optometrist instantly turns you into that Fry meme:
13. There's no way to enjoy a pool with or without your glasses!
You'll be hearing a lot of "heads up!" And by then it's too late...
14. And when you do have them off, people are always saying:
15. And they'll stay clean for a total of about ten minutes, ifyou're lucky!
16. Also, prescription sunglasses? Ain't nobody got money fo dat!
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