Single Life vs. Married Life

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I've always thought it was weird how much changes after you get married. If you've been dating someone for a long period of time, doesn't it basically feel like you're married anyway? Why does a bunch of money spent on a ceremony suddenly change so much? Well, I have no idea why, but I do know that a whole lot changes after you tie the knot. These are obviously super exaggerated examples, because sometimes we just need to poke fun at the weird s*** society thinks happens, right?

1. Weight changes occur

2. Social media slows down

3. More sex, despite what the movies say

4. A serious lack of effort

5. Less cleavage is revealed

6. People automatically assume you're capable of handling a baby

Married:

7. You have to make some choices

8. People get way more enthusiastic when you tell them it's your anniversary

Married:

9. Pretty much truth.

10. Your playmates change

Married:

11. Needs are different

12. You notice a lack of effort...

Married:

13. Equal takes on a whole different meaning

14. Your... uh, "footing" changes

15. Funds are "pooled"