The older I get, the less those big blowout parties from my past seem appealing. Basically, the planets have to align if my friends want to get me out these days. That being said, when I do go out, I make sure it's worth it! So lemme know if any of these relate to you as I take you through my six-step process of party time these days...
1. I have very specific interests and tastes...
2. Yeah!
Nowwe've got a party!
3. Just gonna take it easy, right? Right???
4. Not long before we're all takin' a midnight train going an-ee-wheeeeeere
5. Oh no — what have I done???
6. And of course, the classic cyclical conclusion...
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