Part of us wants to just put it aside because there's no reason to think it's gonna be one of those days, but then we remember that this is how they got us before. Who are "they"? I don't know, the bad day fairies, I guess.
And then, just when it seems like things will be fine and we were worried about nothing, it happens. Curse you, bad day fairies!
If they've struck you today, at least you can know you're not alone, because these 16 other folks can also count themselves among their unfortunate victims.
1. That may be, but dude's being surprisingly chill about this.
Especially considering that ceiling fan is way closer than I'd really be comfortable with in this situation.
2. Yeah, sometimes the internet only makes the day worse.
If you ever find yourself just kinda nodding to yourself and closing your laptop, that means your fellow humans have failed you.
3. Let's go to the petting zoo, they said. It'll be fun, they said.
Homie, do I look like a patch of grass?
4. When the fight was over something stupid, a selfie with the missing shoe is the right course of action.
Fortunately, it turns out that 90% of the time, the fight is over something stupid.
So the day's over and nothing can freak you out, huh? Hahahahaha.
6. I guess if I ever work at a place like this, I'll know which days to go on vacation.
7. Uh...doesn't she still win by making you drink salty coffee?
8. The best "do not enter" signs are the ones that give you a good reason to obey them.
Welp, back to bed.
9. Man, the world can be passive-aggressive sometimes.
"Oh sure, you can leave the house. I won't stop you. Oops, guess the ice is too thick there. Oh dear, I guess that's frozen too."
10. If the day's bad enough, it's only natural to see something like this and think, "Sure, why not?"
Right before you check to see if it's a full moon and think about whether anything that looks kinda like a wolf has bitten you recently.
11. Ooh, sounds like someone's in for a rough night.
I guess I'll know what's going on if I hear someone scream "why?" the next time I walk past a bathroom.
12. You'd think the loud sighs behind her would tip her off.
As a tall guy, I'd like to apologize for any time I've ever caused this situation.
We laugh now, but it's gonna come back around when we swallow our nano-phones.
14. I don't know, but I'd be really happy it can't get through the glass if I were her.
15. And just to complete the trifecta, your glasses were on your head and your keys were in your pocket.
16. Right, at least you can say you drove a golf cart into a pool.
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