1. When people ask what my weekend plans are:
2. Something horrifying has happened here
3. You can even have a large fry
4. Seriously!
5. I'd tune in
6. Let's crank that awkward dial up a notch!
7. Well, it's good to know my ex is in good spirits still...
8. At least I don't have to suffer these kinda moments...
9. I know that feel bruh
10. When she wanna smash but you haven't showered at all today
11. But hey, at least there's a solution for that...
12. I see what you did there
13. After my fifth one of the day, I'm done...
14. Yeah mom, I'm really busy these days...
15. There for you when you need it most
16. You cool, bro? Yeah, you cool.
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