There are just some things in life that we'll never know the answers to, and I'm not okay with that. If I had three wishes, I'd probably use all three to find out the backstories to these photos. How do these things even happen?!
I guess the real question is this: could we really handle the truth if we heard it?
1. When you gotta go, you gotta go.
I'd like to think that someone found themselves in need out here and built this so that nobody would ever have to go through that again.
Today we salute you, whoever you are.
2. What recent events?!
It's too specific for a food fight so were people just singing the Oreo cookie song and driving everybody crazy? Was there a creme incident? We have to know!
3. Speaking of libraries...
So did they just print this off for one specific kid? 'Cause I gotta say, that's as perfect a marriage between extra and petty as I think we're ever gonna see.
4. Why does this exist?
Even knowing that kids in Japan play a game called Kanchō where they poke each other in the butt doesn't really help. 'Cause, like, why would you build a monument to that?
5. It's crappy that this sign is necessary.
A clogged toilet can make us do some desperate things sometimes but there'd better not have been an actual plunger in there, too. I'd like to have a little more faith in humanity than that.
6. My two favorite things combined. I just want to know why.
The really weird part is that the dog doesn't even seem that happy about this. So some maniac just took a pizza and decided to throw it on a random dog?
I never thought something so simple would boggle my mind so much.
7. This takes a lot of talent.
It's like someone saw Bruce Lee's famous one-inch punch and thought, "Bet I can do that with my truck."
Well, either that or they thought, "How can I make this really stupid?"
8. People are weird.
The world is going mad and Vince obviously can't take it anymore.
9. But what if they steal your wallet?
That must be what went down because otherwise, I don't want to imagine what kind of heartless monster made this sign necessary.
I think seeing that in action would drive someone into becoming some weird llama-themed vigilante.
10. How? What? Why?
I love how there's an itty-bitty chain running across it, too, like, "Yup, that ought to hold 'em."
Like, I can see not wanting to solve the chair pile problem but I think something so baffling requires a little more effort than that.
11. How cute must those cats have been?
I don't know about you guys but I'm just glad we finally found Florida Man's weakness. It seemed like nothing could stop him for a while, there.
12. This man is really committed to his job.
Hey, rain or shine, that math's not gonna math itself. You'd think you could just move to a different room or something, though.
13. "Roof."
How is it that this is the easiest thing to explain so far? Like, I see a window and a dog that can climb stuff well, so case closed.
I guess we need at least a little sanity to keep us grounded.
14. How does this happen?
Oh, good, now we're back to pure bewilderment. I really missed this place.
As for what's going on, I think the mountain goat says it best with that "I don't know either" look.
15. Why is she in the bathtub, tho?
I guess her skin looked so good she just had to celebrate by jumping in the bath right then and there. Yup, clothes on and everything.
16. It looks like it's hovering.
Something tells me the explanation we're gonna get here is, "I don't know what to tell you, it worked in the movie."
I guess somebody learned the hard way what a punk their guard rail turned out to be.
17. Welp, let's hope insurance covers it!
Ouch, and it's not even like you can use your basement for a skating rink or something. That much squatting would just be horrible for the knees.
18. I have so many questions.
Am I the only one who really wants to know which problem it was?
Like, yeah, it could always be both but I like the idea of someone just pulling up, grabbing a zookeeper and saying, "Hold up, that's one zoologically improbable face, right there."
19. I know fish pedicures are a thing, but this seems a bit excessive...
I really can't say it looks comfortable, either. Like, dude looks so miserable but unless Jigsaw's really running out of ideas, he obviously brought this on himself.
20. Um, excuse me, miss, but I think something's wrong with your vehicle.
Yeah, I hate it when you're just driving along, minding your own business when Godzilla just shows up and takes a bite out of your car.
Like, excuse you, am I right?
21. This takes talent. A lot of it.
I can't tell you how excited I am for this new live-action remake of Burnout. I don't know how they're gonna make a plot out of crashing your car in weird ways but it's gonna be lit.
22. Who's gonna tell him..?
At the same time, this kinda does make me wonder what kind of masks the ninjas in Mortal Kombat were really wearing.
And you thought the fact that every character played pretty much the same except for their special attacks was the most suspicious thing about it.
23. Are the people melting, too?
Well, I think it's safe to say that anyone who's hanging out inside that dumpster probably is.
Throw a chicken in there and you've got yourself the easiest way to both cook it and to make sure nobody would want it.
24. Waste not, want not, I guess...?
I think I understand everything except the mannequin head, which is a shame because that's the part I was the most curious about.
25. Sole food.
I know it's weird that this is my problem with this, but you'd think the shoe would make it a lot harder to watch the road.
I never thought I'd see the day where I'd be discussing the safety implications of a guy trying to eat footwear.
26. I guess the question is whether this was a mess before the alligator showed up.
I guess the best way to answer that is to find out how long it took to notice the alligator. Because, of course, that's what they'd be thinking about right now.
27. Just out for a nice walk in the sunshine.
I don't know which I like better: the idea that someone is out walking their tortoise or the idea that the tortoise just had some errands to run.
Well, okay, not "run," exactly, but you know what I mean.
28. Oh, yeah, this seems like a pleasant way to do my business.
Mind you, I guess people will lie in a tanning bed that looks like this for an hour, so what do I know?
29. If anyone has any idea what the purpose of these stairs are, I'd love to hear it.
For...exercise? Maybe there was once a room where the white wall is? Beats me.
30. This is a classic "what is happening" picture, and after all these years, I still have no idea.
Even without the sewing machine, I need to know why this fancy looking boy is standing there.
31. If this one didn't make you do a double take, you're lying.
I get what's happening here...I just don't understand why.
32. This one is as interesting as it is confusing.
The good news is there's an explanation. Apparently the guy spent four years walking all the way across the United States. There you go.
33. At first glance, it appears as though these boys are sitting in a flooded subway.
Obviously this is just an optical illusion, but I still don't understand why it's one in the first place.
34. Honestly, I can't blame whoever did this.
I wouldn't want anyone taking my hula hoop either.
35. Can someone with a science background pop in and explain this interesting phenomenon to me please?
36. If I saw this happening in my car, I don't think I'd even bother to remove it. Look how cute it is!
37. I...I don't understand.
Also, someone tell the third girl from the right to smarten up.
38. If this happened to me I definitely wouldn't be eating that banana.
You'd have to see how long it lasts for, maybe even take bets on it.
39. I guess if you think about it, it wouldn't be thathard to figure out what's happening here.
But at first glance, it kind of blows your mind.
40. Do we know this person's current location? Are their friends safe? This is just too wild.
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