15 People Who Could Always Do Worse, But Probably Not

"It could be worse" is one of those phrases optimists use to help themselves stay positive. They're not wrong. Unless you're lying limbless in the Sahara desert, there's always a new low. That said, it can always be better. Optimists hate when people say it, but this, too, is true. But don't take my word for it, I'm a just a lowly writer. Just ask the unfortunate people on this list.

1. Nailed it!

2. School's out, amirite?

3. You know you've hit rock bottom when you crash your car at the DMV

4. Who cares who told her? The real question here is why the hell did she listen?

5. When it's all said and done, he still drives away in a flashy convertible

6. It must have been one hell of a party for him to end up looking like that 

7. If you just stick it in there deep enough, you won't have to hold it up for the picture

8. Words to live by, kids

9. I bet it seemed like a brilliant idea at the time

10. Photographic evidence makes it so much worse

11. When you have nowhere to go but up

12. The rock bottom starter kit

Natty Ice can be substituted with Busch or Keystone Light

13. On the contrary

14. Any man will tell you this as bad as it gets

15. Party Pooh-Bear is a step below mall Santa