How 'bout this workweek, eh? Just as long as pretty much every other workweek, but still too long until it's Friday at 5 o'clock. Classic #worklife, amirite?
I don't know how to do the workplace banter very well, so let's cut to the chase and start laughing at some people doing their best to make it to Friday without snapping and driving their late model Toyota to some small Panamanian town where they retire from life and leave their family behind them.
1. I've heard these doctor and nurse folks tend to work...a lot.
2. "Hey, Jim. You wanna play..."
"Say no more. Get the perforated tube arms."
"Say no more. Get the perforated tube arms."
3. In the '90s, we were heroes. Now we're accountants.
4. They kept the glove he was wearing when he cut his finger off.
5. When you have to go into work on a long weekend.
6. Now you know why they make you remove all metal objects before an MRI.
7. When you think it's Friday but it's only Thursday so you drive your car off a small ledge.
8. "No ma'am, 'The Facebook' has nothing to do with your inability to upload 27,764 pictures of your son's new baby girl."
9. That'll buff right out.
10. Been there.
11. Savages.
12. Must be Monday.
13. This guy's career is a ticking time bomb.
14. I'm sure the people smuggled inside those things had a worse day than the captain.
Collage images via 1. reddit / mags387 2. Imgur / ketchuppacket 3. Imgur / junkss11
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