Like that one scene in the movie Office Space where the main character is hypnotized into a state of total apathy, but then his hypnotist has a heart attack and dies before he can be snapped out of it, so he just goes along living his life without a care in the world. You know the one I'm talking about?
So it would be like that, only I wouldn't need a hypnotist and no one would have to die.
I'd wake up one morning and be magically absolved of every care I ever had.
That's the life I wanna live. Then I could do all these fun things.
1. Like eating mayo straight from a jar while riding the city bus
2. Smile in a mugshot
3. Walk through a drive-thru and place an order
4. Do whatever you call this
5. Take a nap in a pile of watermelons
6. Be completely oblivious to time and date
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