What I have here is a list of pictures that are the stuff of nightmares. Enjoy. And don't forget, you wanted this.
1. They've got the right idea.
Unless there's a gorilla on top of the truck throwing the logs and I've got super jump powers, you can pretty much count me out.
2. Damn, that's a big fish.
Sure, the fish might tell me it's just the light, but I wasn't born yesterday.
3. Well, I guess this is it.
4. I have a feeling that if you brought these home, you'd start getting really bad luck and weird dreams.
Is that what you say to appease the demon or what?
5. Preach.
'Cause if I were in this gentleman's place, my eyes would look less intense and more afraid.
6. This is without a doubt the worst news I read today.
7. Oh God, it's happening.
Um...I looked inside and it doesn't say that. Also, this was the AI's idea of being nice. Gulp.
8. Why?
I guess when you're ensnared by the dark influence of the Ring, you pay a much higher price than $30.
9. On second thought, I'll take a pass on the refill.
Not because I won't be hyper but because I can stop worrying about drinking spiders.
10. One would have been bad enough.
Like, one tells the truth, one lies, and one just bites me for no reason.
11. Ballsy.
It might not be that fun when groin meets rail, but I'll take that over my whole body meeting jagged rocks any day.
12. Uh oh.
I may end up with some regrets in life, but not putting myself through this won't be one of them.
13. Super Mario IRL.
14. Oh, hellno.
I wanna be on his team during a zombie apocalypse 'cause he can obviously handle anything.
15. This is what having a death wish looks like.
16. I think I'll keep mine, thanks.
17. Yeah, I definitely don't need that.
I hope it has a happy life here.
18. For real, though.
19. There goes my appetite.
20. By far the scariest image on the list.
21. I thought this hospital was abandoned?
22. Looks like we're pushing the car today...
23. "Need a ride?"
Hmm, I don't suppose you have any gas money in that gown?
24. Really, dude?
Just no respect.
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