Oh, and a little tip for the future: If you do get hit in the face by a giant goose while on a roller coaster, buy a lottery ticket right after — your chances of rare things happening are off the charts!
1. I swear, it'll be fun! ZOOM
When your kid is bracing down a slide for dear life, you're dadding wrong.
2. KISS my butt
"I, wanna stand on your head all niiiight —"
3. More like dork-side, amirite?
You'd think being surrounded by lifelike versions of some of the most revered villains in cinema would be exciting... but apparently not.
4. That time Fabio took a goose to the face!
It happened a while back, but this picture perfectly captures how little fun it is to have a large bird explode to death on your face.
5. Dude, are you for real?
Some people have way too much fun with this overused photo trope — this kid's reaction describes the rest of our feelings towards it.
6. This girl in the front row
First row of the concert, let's rock!!! Mmmmm, no.
7. Fun for the whole family?
To be fair, I don't think anyone's ever had fun on one of those things
8. Yeah... great.
That feeling when everyone else is loving Splash Mountain
9. These sleepyheads
I wonder how many times they went around before waking up.
10. Sorry, you'll have to speak up
11. Pffffft
12. Aaaaand Larry David
No one knows how to not have fun like Larry David — we salute you, sir!
Collage images via 1. imgur / Blackthorne519 2. reddit / tuoder 3. reddit / Mc_Lov1n
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