I live to torment my mother, and my brother and I have just convinced ourselves that she secretly loves it. I mean, it's attention, right? Keeps her relevant.
Why are we like this?
Why does virtually every child mess around with their mom?
I'll tell you why.
Unconditional love.
You could commit a bank robbery and your mom would hug you when you felt guilty about it.
So there's no way you won't be forgiven for being a little twerp.
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