1. Shouldn't have stuck your tongue out
2. You don't wanna see what comes next
3. Why, you ask? Too many vodka Red Bulls, that's why
4. Uh-oh
6. Not a happy customer
7. Don't sleep with the dishwasher
8. Yeah...that's a guy pooping
9. Ever gotten so drunk you ordered 336 cans of cream of celery?
10. No smell was worth a freezing face
11. I know thick brows are in, but Sharpie probably wasn't the best idea...
12. Don't try and finesse the hairdresser
14. They should not have done that face swap. And I should not have looked at it
15. When the sign says "wet cement," it meanswet cement
Seriously, what were you thinking...Anyway, let's move on...
16. Sucker!
17. Your first mistake was trusting your friends
18. Oh yeah! You played yourself there!
0 comments: