1. A white, fluffy cat.
2. A spinny chair.
3. A prominent scar.
4. The silent tapping of fingers.
5. Their evil laugh.
6. A dartboard with the faces of their enemies on it.
7. They happen to be Kim Jong Un.
Most diabolical humans range from ages 4-6 with about 70% being little girls. They are terrifying hell-spawn.
Now that you know how to spot these manipulative evil-doers, please enjoy this collection of wonderfully diabolical pranks and booby traps that they've played on others.
1. The old KD in the juice jug trick.
+100 points if you do this when your roommates are recovering from a wicked hangover.
2. That is no baby...
That is an evil genius establishing him- or herself as the alpha in the house. Assert your dominance immediately.
3. Pop rock kitty litter.
The surest way to make your cat go from pooping in its litter box to pooping in your bed.
4. Dr. Diabolical
I wonder if this is a test done by the doctor to gauge the seriousness of a patient's OCD.
5. Mix cultures. Not chocolates and candies. Animal.
Two things you love that don't belong together. Like wine and coffee.
6. Jelly Belly Roulette.
I knew a few kids in grade school who taste tested the booger flavored jellybean. I'm sure of it.
7. Ultrasound spoof.
I was looking to escape to a small, seaside Mexican village for the rest of my life anyhow.
8. "God has prepared me for this moment," said the believer.
He grabs the roll and wipes anyway. Through a layer of skin no less. With a slight smirk on his face the entire time, the believer says, "Your move, Satan."
9. First base.
It doesn't matter how you get there. What matters is that you get there.
10. Level 1000 ad placement.
"Dammit, Jim. It was crass, it made kids cry, pissed off old women were calling us complaining... but my God did we ever sell some Halls."
11. There was a time in your life...
when you swore if you ever became a teacher, you wouldn't intentionally try and ruin kids' days. You were a better human being back then.
12. You sick, sick man.
You have lots to teach me.
13. I'd never think to do this.
And that's why Sean is a better man than me. Way to go, Sean.
14. A most victorious cackle.
She's not just going to break hearts — she's going to break psyches.
15. McVeggies?
I've killed men for less egregious acts.
16. You laugh now...
But remember this prank the next time she opens up her box and immediately says, "LOL, just kidding."
17. Well on his way...
to becoming a connoisseur of dad jokes.
18. So diabolical, it might just work in your favor.
Think about it: when they're picking someone to hire, they're all gonna be like, "How about Justin?" "Which one was Justin?" "The one with the bike lock around his neck." "Oh thatJustin! I hated him. Good prank by his roommate though."
19. This can only end badly.
Have you seen how close people at airports walk the line between sanity and insanity?
Collage images via 1. reddit / mepper 2. imgur / RadDan 3. imgur / DanielBaxter
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