15 Moments That Are So Ratchet, It'll Hurt Your Brain.

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Ratchetry is pretty much a way of differentiating what seems to be an entire different species in our animal kingdom. It's in between the category of "People At Walmart" and "People Of Russia". It's full of horrendously ignorant people you'd be lucky never to meet in your life, but because I'm a horrible person, I decided to compile them into a list to make your day go from good to great, or great to worse considering these people will make you not want to live on this planet anymore.

Trust me though, we need you on this planet. If you disappear, the idiots...and the terrorists...win. 

Here are 15 of the trashiest moments; honestly, even your local garbage dump is less trashy than this.

1. He's watching from above and either hates it, or loves it.

2. Sounds like she deserves the Mom Of The Year Award.

3. Really looks like a romantic place to become a mommy.

4. Can we please take a moment to think of the tattoo artist who had to draw this on her? 

5. Ratchetness loves company.

6. Priorities: selfie > abortion. 

7. That swap and shop is swapping a lot more than just clothing.

8. Why does ANYONE need to know this, EVER?!

9. Guess The Father! A new game show coming near you.

10. Who knew house arrest could be so romantic? 

11. Well, the father will wake up with a shocking Facebook news feed.

12. Umm, I don't think that's how it works.

13. The life of the baby is literally in her Facebook friends' hands.

14. Oh. Good. God.

15. I guess that's better than no Christmas card?!