Alright, let's begin!
1. Wondering how/why anyone would spend more than half an hour at a mall
2. But you're stoked to simply watch some meat being grilled
We'll legit just stand there, staring at the flames, saying things like "yep" and "might wanna turn that over." And damn if it isn't the best feeling in the world for some reason.
3. Learning how to deal with your emotions...
4. ...and therefore knowing why you should never buy this "love seat"
5. Making a tough decision when things get hairy
6. And the satisfaction of gettin' cleaned up
7. Having facial hair is great, but other times, it-snot
8. Although, the rest of your body hair can be a real pain...
9. When you take that one long stride to "detach"
BSTL, anyone?
10. Clearing out the ole pipes.
I'm seeing double here, four piss streams!
11. Knowing the ins and outs of the urinal game
12. And practicing those ninja skills when it comes to the bowl...
13. The thrill of finding all you need in life in one convenient package
14. Having your wife/girlfriend ask why thisis in the bathroom...
15. Being easily distracted
Mostly by beeeeeeewwwbs.
16. Being the "master of your domain"
And taking the time for some deep cumtemplation...
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