12 Failed Haircuts That Might As Well Be Mushroom Cuts

I don't know anyone who doesn't have a salon horror story.

You know the feeling — your favorite stylist in the world (that you spent your life searching for) has moved to a different city, and now you're stuck with finding a new stylist who can tend to you in the same loving way.

This means putting your head in the hands of a stranger. You hope they had good training, you hope they know what to do with brassy AF hair, but all you can do is take the leap.

Case in point: I've walked out of salons with hair yellower than the sun. And my mom has left the salon with a purple mushroom cut after asking for copper lowlights in her long, blond hair.

Unsurprisingly, Mom and I aren't the only ones who have fallen victim to this. These poor folks didn't even know what was coming...

Puh-lease share your worst stories from the salon in the COMMENTS!

Oh, and pics or it didn't happen.

1. Basically the process I go through every single time I go to the salon.

Substitute his mother for my husband and it's 100% accurate.

2. Not her best day.

Not. Her. Best. Day.

3. Can't believe I used to beg my mom for a perm.

Be warned!

4. This isn't just a women's issue.

Men have fallen victim to it just as often.

5. Was...was this intentional?

He looks a tiny bit amused.

6. It's not even just a human issue either.

Apparently, they asked for a "trim."

7. This one takes the cake.

Well, played, G-ma.

8. Hey, it might not be bang-on, but the wonky Jordan could still get a bit of air.

I'm trying to be nice. 

9. Clearly this was You-Know-Who's confession.

I wonder what his life would have been like if he had great brows.

10. Can we slow clap for this one?

To barber: You know acorns?  Barber: Say no more, fam.

11. Someone looks like he's movin' on up to the east side...

Who knew U-patterned baldness would be the next hot trend?

12. "Give me some layers, I want it to POP!"

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And again, pics or it didn't happen!