16 People Doing It So Wrong It Hurts

I am not a smart man. That much has been proven to me. Sure, I guess I'm fairly witty and I know my basic multiplication tables. But I'm also the guy who has a scar across his thumb from slashing at an apple with a butter knife for absolutely no reason. 

So I'm kind of an expert in dumb things and dumb people. I even lead a few.
But these people take it to a whole nother level, and it actually hurts. 

1. I feel this girl needs to be supported

2. Just want to get that authentic bike riding feel 

3. One day, we won't have all these fancy furnishings like indoor plumbing 

4. That's it. Christmas is ruined

5. Just a little crab grass. You can cover that up OH GOD NOW WHAT HAVE I DONE

6. He's going to be pretty upset when he realizes this doesn't taste like ice cream

7. When you're working a steady 9–5 but can't give up your dreams of being a puppet master 

8. This is the actual face of regret 

9. I have a feeling he'll be sleeping alone for a long long time 

10. This is just cruel 

11. So, this is my life now

12. Honestly, I don't even know where to begin

13. This guy. I hate this guy

14. She really only trusts Google Maps to get her around town 

15. Just wear it with confidence. You got this

16. He's probably going to learn a lot about Starbucks by chapter 4

Main image via reddit / AdamBarnhouse

Collage images via 1. reddit / MasterofNuns 2. reddit / somecallmemike 3. reddit / holaq