1. You don't wanna be "that guy," but you probably will be...
2. But then don't be surprised when you find this:
3. You're from different lands with different lives
4. Tryin' to get some "me" time over here...
5. At least there are lots of ways to high-key mess with 'em
6. Especially when they annoy you...
7. Yeah, passive-aggression is a staple of being roommates...
8. It's amazing how something as simple as salad dressing can make you wanna kill a person
9. Mornings are for coffee and contemplation, Flo
10. This basically sums up the feelings on dishes:
11. Seriously, they'll do anythingto avoid them
12. So maybe roommate shaming should be a thing?
13. Yeah, there's a reasonI'm up...
14. I told you — I just need some metime!!!
15. But ultimately, you're gonna have some fun with them, play some games, etc...
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