If there's one job that you have when out partying, it is this: do NOT be the first to pass out. It will not end well for you. Drunk people are merciless, and it's even worse if there are sober people there because their only source of entertainment is your suffering. There are many drunk mistakes you can come back from; this is not one of them.
1. Whoever did this was really dedicated.
2. I wonder if he woke up when they fell.
3. That's a good look for him.
4. Don't spill the beer!
5. Those eyes are absolutely terrifying.
6. When you graduate from drawing dicks to drawing ocean life.
7. Oh man, that's rough.
8. How did they not wake up?
9. Human burrito.
10. That legitimately took some skills.
11. The metallic marker is a really nice touch.
12. He looked cold, so we threw ALL of the couch cushions on for good measure.
13. Those are not wings.
14. Even when you're not classy, you can look classy.
15. RIP man. He's gonna smell like an alcoholic in the morning.
16. Why would you do this to a person? Why?
17. This is when you realize how sticky suckers actually are.
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