But today, we're doing the grunt work for you guys and presenting some fabulous bachelors and bachelorettes for your dating perusal! You're bound to find some interesting people on here, so forget about Tinder, POF, or JDate, and see if you can't find love in this humor article. I mean, there are crazier places to find someone, amirite? And if you have friends who are always asking to be set up with someone, just share this article with them and watch their spirits soar!
Cupid is alive and well, but he's taken, so don't ask him out — his wife gets very jealous very easily. Anyway, let's begin!
1. We'll start with Hannah here, who proves there really is someone for everybody
Yep, this ought to set the tone of this article pretty darn well...
2. Ted Harrington
Ted keeps fit, loves social media, and will always seem surprised to see you!
3. Extreme Deborah
More than just a nickname, Deb here constantly lives her life on the edge! Haters will say it's Photoshop, but knowing her, she's already soooo over it.
4. Jim Davidson
Always the studious worker, Jim has held down a steady job for over a decade now. He may have a boxy build, but who could resist that face??
5. Elroy Pennybottom
As classy as they come! Elroy is not only environmentally conscious with his transportation, but he's also a mustache enthusiast and part-time train conductor.
6. Michelle Strong
Never skips leg day. Need I say more?
7. Kieth Little
Don't let the name fool ya, this guy is as luscious and sassy as they come!
8. Becca Squanch
Hipster? Yes, but in the most unique way. Every hipster can play the accordion, but not every hipster can multitask like she can!
9. Tina Waddaphug
Selfie game on point and eyebrows constantly on fleek. Who wouldn't fall in love with someone as naturally stunning as her?
10. Mark "The Shark" Mulligan
Forever a rebel, there's no authority he'll ever obey! He's for those who can't resist the bad boy type, amirite?
11. Sally Ficher
A life without fear is a life for Sally! She loves animals no matter what species or how disturbing and dangerous they could be.
12. Captain Obvious
A very clear choice, the Captain has always been there to point out anything and everything that needs no explanation. He likes long walks on the beach, which he says are made up of mostly sand and water.
13. Nick Sliceman
A hardcore rocker and big time cat lover. This man is literally the cat's pajamas and on your first date, he can actually wear his cat pajamas...
14. Amy Fletcher
Always inventive and creative, Amy is a fine cook and is prepared for anything that may arise. Like the onions she cuts, Amy has many layers to her.
15. Grandpa Rotten
Maybe the most badass dude on this list, Grandpa Rotten loves heavy metal, bushy beards, motorbikes, and, well...
16. Princess Coondome
Safety always comes first for her, but fashion is a close second!
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