1. This one's clearly for all the dads out there...
2. Good one, much smarts. Much wow.
P.S. Shout-out to the Redditor who put "Beauty and the Beef" as their comment. That's my favorite part of this whole outfit.
3. Kit Harrington, a man with many faces.
4. This lady trying to sell used lace underwear. Note that they can easily be fixed with "duck tape."
5. That time you decided not to measure anything before doing your one job...
TAKE IT DOWN. FIX IT. DO SOMETHING, SOMEONE.
6. Uh-oh, this isn't gonna be good.
I'd need a second if I saw this one IRL for sure.
7. Translations kill me. Like, could you be a little more specific, please?
Are subtitles even accurate?
Other me: You can learn another language this way AND watch Netflix all day Saturday guilt-free.
8. Kids say (and write) the darndest things, don't they?
But...Mom might wanna have a few chats about some other stuff still, just in case.
9. "Caught the perfect shot of my mom trying to get the cat out of the tomato garden."
10. "Girlfriend stayed over for the first time last night. It has begun."
NEWSFLASH: These things fall out, get lost, run around on their own, do whatever they want. SERIOUSLY, we couldn't hang onto these things if we tried. This is why we're always buying them, so get prepped for that when and if you ever decide to actually date a female.
11. This kid basically sums up how we've all felt eating out with our families at some point.
12. I thought he had this one in the bag.
13. This girl who can fit two corn dogs in her mouth at once.
14. "I think my husband broke the dog." You know, I think you could be right on this one.
15. So many layers to unpack from one headline!
Asking for a friend...
16. And the dog never trusted the boy bro again.
Oh wait... it's a dog.
17. Oh god, they're planning an uprising! You knew this day would happen.
18. I hate to be "that" person, but...WHAT ARE THOOOOSE?!
19. Ummm...that's because it's physically IMPOSSIBLE to be perfectly postured all the time, okay? OKAY?
WELL, THANKS FOR THAT TIP.
She probably does yoga after work too.
20. I hear Barney's a real riot to be around. Keeps the crowd singing and dancing for hours...
Plot twist: Barney lost and tore up half the table with his bare purple paws.
21. You know what, let's just cancel the day altogether and chill in bed with chocolate!
22. Sometimes the funniest jokes are the most basic.
Humor shouldn't have to be this hard, amirite?! Now all I want is pie.
23. It all makes sense now! Mom was right all along!
NOW CLEAN YOUR ROOM, you're 24 years old for crying out loud.
24. Some good old-fashioned fun.
What a waste of a perfectly good choco chip cookie tho!
25. This guy who's using a selfie stick in the best way possible.
26. Whoa, whoa, whoa, savage clapback there, Antonio. Thank you.
27. "Are you here to pick up the Mystery Machine?" "Don't be absurd, I drive the whale."
28. This is so accurate, you almost have to share it with your girl.
29. Carlos, who's a close second.
30. The person who wrote this deeply moving cookie message.
31. This mattress store that is the epitome of extra.
32. The guy in the back who got the wrong room.
33. This wiener who is the cutest wiener I've ever seen! And I've seen a lot...
34. Not everyone is cut out for security jobs. Sometimes the pressure gets to be too much.
35. One has to wonder if this is a fairly new company or if a pre-existing pool company completely rebranded after the movie release...
36. This guy who clearly has something against pizza.
37. I always thought my neighbors were trash people; turns out they're actually trash pandas.
38. Kids! Come look, it's a tomato eating a cucumber! Now don't YOU want to eat this tomato eating a cucumber?
They look as sad as this snack, so she says, "I saw it on Pinterest and it said you would 'lose your cool' over this little tomcuca..." The internet did not ever call this a tomcuca, she makes that up to sound cool.
No, Mom, no.
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