There are those who are clever... and then there are those who are clever(ish). Most of us probably fall into the latter category — it's not a full-time job, but more of a pastime you pick up a few times a year, like going to the gym.
Anyway, the next people are just like us, so enjoy!
1. By gosh! They're right!
What do we have here? It appears that all these years we were under the impression that Derek Zoolander was a merman, when this whole time he was actually ol' Nessie! The more you know...
2. To all you animal rights activists: I'm with you 100%
Even Peta can't find anything wrong with a bunny in a top hat, right? Unless, of course, it's being forced to perform hat and cane dances for long hours and unethical wages...
3. This one kinda blew my mind.
Did you know that Yahoo is actually short for "Yet Another Hierarchical Office Oracle"? Did you know that "scumbag" used to be a name for a condom? That last one's kinda gross...
4. Just FaceTiming bae, is all...
It might be lazy, but it's certainly not dumb. This is for one of those days where any time spent out of bed doing productive things is absolute torture.
5. It won't kill you to wait 48 hours, people.
Honestly, I know it's the miracle of life and all, but in those early days they look like weird squished troll infants. And I'm not even going to start on the pictures of the ones covered in afterbirth...
6. I'll probably try this next time.
Have you ever let someone use your computer only to realize how disgusting your mouse and keyboard is? Like, caked with finger grease and whatever trash you've eaten over the past year?
7. When you see it, you can't unsee it.
Not many people can pull off the sock-and-sandal look, but when you have an hourglass figure and legs like that, you make it work. Slay, Mr. Peanut! Slay!
8. Someone thinks they're sooo funny.
Technically, they did follow your orders, but this is some disrespect! To be fair, working the drive-through window all day has a tendency to breed apathy towards everything in life. Yes, even apathy towards tacos!
9. Say whaaaaat?
This one had me shook. My world flipped, and turned upside down! My reality altered forever! All of that stuff I learned in college about language and meaning has nothing on this. Suck it, Derrida!
10. She tried her best, and it's not bad!
This is all of us pretty much anytime a song comes on in the car, so let's not judge her. You should hear me try and sing that one Chumbawamba song...
11. This one really took me a sec...
Actually, I had to read it three times before I actually got it... okay, maybe four times. Where do people on Twitter get off being so clever? Who has time for that?!
12. I don't think I can handle that much rejection.
Do you think even they can tell the difference between one another? I think if I were a quadruplet, I'd be in a constant state of identity crisis.
13. SO much pun.
Usually I'm not a huge fan of puns, mostly because I'm terrible at them, but I can make an exception for slightly morbid ones like this! Come on, we all know death is funny, right?
14. I mean, it's a pretty good joke... better than their pizza, anyways.
Just some life advice: if you seek something, look inwards to find it first... also, if you're a bored fast-food employee, spend your time throwing shade at the customers!
15. You weren't specific enough...
If I had sent in this request, the only thing that would have been removed from the picture is me. She might have to clean up a pile of trash, but it's easier than cleaning up my garbage life.
16. Running out of toilet paper might be dumb, but this is just smart.
If you're too lazy to make food, it goes without saying that you're too lazy to go toilet paper shopping. Also, good job ordering the sweet potato fries. I hear those have a lot of fiber.
17. If you're going to commit fraud, do it right.
That's not a bad idea. Most cards are insured, so only the credit card company loses money. Looks like we have a modern-day Robin Hood on our hands!
18. I don't know who's more clever, China or this headline...
What a revelation! This is the kind of knowledge that will change our political landscape completely! Also, it's this kind of hard-hitting investigative journalism that makes me glad I write listicles for a living.
19. One person's garbage is another person's foot-long sub.
Who doesn't want to make five bucks? You really can't lose with a tactic like this, especially when you're a college student who's been living off ramen noodles for three weeks.
20. He may not pass, but at least he aced this class!
For the most part, education is just discovering what you can get away with.
Teacher comments: "Student is always alert and attentive during class. However, lack of blinking is, frankly, creepy."
21. When you don't have an iron...
Be careful with this one. There's a fine line between getting the wrinkle out and burning a hole in your shirt. That's probably the most use that pot is ever going to get.
22. Don't take on what you don't need to take on.
The Lord is kind, he wouldn't make something as glorious as french fries carcinogenic. On second thought, this is the same guy who was really into plagues and locusts a little while ago...
23. Clever but dangerous... very dangerous...
Have you ever thought to yourself, "Wow, I don't get drunk fast enough," or "Jeez, I wish I blacked out more!" If so, this is the life hack for you!
Share with or tag someone who's clever(ish).
Hey, we can't all be geniuses. Sometimes, we just have to embrace what little — often, very little — intelligence we do posses!
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