This story basically writes itself...
I mean you got yourself some sex, some massive arguments, you got the 2016 Olympics and you got a Brazilian ass that has apparently pissed a lot of people off.So let's unpack this story in the only way Diply can. By teasing you on the first page, giving you want you want on page two and leaving you begging for more on page three.
Whoa, whoa, pal. Don't make that sexual, you heathen perv!
This is Giovanna Pedroso on the left and her synchronized diving partner, Ingrid Oliveira, on the right during BETTER days.
They've been swimming together for years and they've been a good team up until recently...
The outcome of all this whole story: The sexy Brazilian synchronized diving pair just came in freaking LAST in their event in Rio last week and now they're ditching each other and competing separately.
Which is a massive fall from grace considering they got silver at Toronto's Pan American Games last year for 10m synchronized diving.
Turns out that ONE of the reasons that they failed is because Ingrid Oliveira cares a bit TOO MUCH about her status on social media.
Her trainer Andreia da Silva called out his diver's lack of focus hours before she performed, "I've already told her to stop with this internet thing. No one is banning anything, she can have fun, she can play, but she has to pay more attention because we have an Olympic objective."
But the BIGGER reason they might have come in dead last was because of a what the media is calling a "marathon sex session..."
The South American media is going nuts...
So Giovanna Pedroso was KICKED out of her room and wasn't allowed in because her teammate Oliveira had her hands full with a Brazilian canoeist.
The Brazilian diving pair weren't even sleeping in the same room that they'd be assigned by the Olympic village committee.
The 20-year-old diver Ingrid Oliveira was having all-night-long sex with canoeist Pedro Goncalves!
He's heavily embarrassed and when asked his steamy night costing the diving team a good score, he said: "My personal life, I do not speak about."
Her partner, Pedroso, was FURIOUS and has permanently ditched her synchronized swimming partner to compete by her damn self. Turns out they've been fighting and out of sync before this and disagreed on a routine weeks earlier.
"It's good because I'm not going to need to depend on anyone. Then I will be able to improve and evolve more."
But that's not the first time that Ingrid Oliviera has been in the tabloids. Turns out that this pic from the Pan Am games last year was TOO PROVOCATIVE for Brazil...
Which is weird considering that Brazil was an early adopter of the Speedo in the '70s...
That picture showed a bit more ass than people were comfortable with. It resulted in a massive social media backlash with people saying she's "being more interested in posting photos of her behind than winning medals."
While her trainer thought she should've focused less on social media this year, he defended her right to be sexy: "There's nothing too bad on her Instagram. And the material of her work is her body, it's her swimsuit."
"Yet if she posts a photo of her in her swimsuit, they say she is exposing herself. What about volleyball players, in their bikinis, and swimmers, in their swimsuits? If this was a problem, she would get all her jumps wrong, but she doesn't."
So the question is how will Ingrid Oliveira deal with her Olympic breakup all because he couldn't just do it for 15 minutes and go to sleep like the rest of us?
COMMENTand tell us if you'd let a "marathon of sex" ruin your day!
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