Some internet people are funny, but many, many more are not. Luckily, I'm not here to give unfunny people any more attention than they need.
This list deals only with those who are well-versed in the art of making people lol (because, let's face it: we need these guys showing us the funnier side of things).
1. Good advice is so hard to come by these days...unless you post something on social media.
And even then, you should get ready for some serious burns, my friends.
2. The new daddy struggle is oh so real.
So I don't think that's how prayers work, but maybe a GoFundMe would help set things straight for the people at home? Oh right, that's not how that works either.
3. So fancy!
Maybe she's trying to be funny (I hope), but maybe she's not (oh, honey...). In any case, I now know how to unsuccessfully draw a little extra into my own life!
4. "My son wanted 'cold hard cash' for his birthday."
Ummm...to be fair, bro, all you gotta do is defrost that block and you've got everything you ever asked for. So why so sad? #trythebrightside
5. That was fast...
You can take the hashtag away from the internet celeb, but the hashtag will live forever on inside them. Or, you know, maybe this guy's whole life has been one bad call after another.
6. Smoooooth, but does this ever work?
And like, if you DID get a girl to message you the deets, would you even want to meet them if they fall for stuff like this? Like, come on, man.
7. Confident and clever for the funny win.
Don't forget the dash of cheesiness! But seriously, you know it's good when it gets stolen. Oh wait... is it still stealing if you technically tell the person beforehand? Maybe. Maybe not.
8. Sometimes trying hard to be funny is actually *kinda* funny.
Not to be rude, but this is still far from the ugliest I've ever seen. This fan's gotta try harder than that. Points for punny funnies though.
9. Parents are always good for a laugh or two...
And this dad definitely wins this round of Who Wore It Better, wouldn't you say? I mean, those flowers are actually #freshtodeath and make up for the lack of smiling.
10. He got this. 100. Nailed it.
So it's funny because it's true and it's also funny because it's oh so sad. He missed some really important slang words, amirite?
At least he'll know how to make it rain though.
11. The perfect pair for a movie premiere.
Honestly, Beast is where it's at. Beast gets to wear stretchy pants, a SpongeBob shirt, AND two different, colorful socks. Plus, Beast gets to have her hair down. #beastmodewin
12. "My girlfriend asked me to bring her her pink bag. I've never been more confused."
Duuuude, there is only one right answer here (and you're definitely not going to know it).
13. The loling is everything I needed to see today. #rebelgramma #bucketlistboss
Seriously though, Gramma, laughing in handcuffs seems like a baller way to spend any day... I just have to wonder what she did...
14. Great tunes, even greater imagination.
Amazing things are born in the bored bedrooms of teens. This is not one of them, but you get the point anyway, right?
Hopefully his parents have soundproofing.
15. Relatable.
Back in the day, before I legit just stopped answering the phone, this WAS me. I'd be up and down and all around trying to escape a call I was already on.
16. "All for one and one for all"
So...for the kids at home, there were definitely a few steps the OP left out of this conclusion pic, but the sentiment coming in off the streets is still sweet.
17. Fabulous purchase, thanks for sharing that.
This is why I never, ever buy anything online. Those sizes lie, bro. What's a men's shirt to some is a women's dress to others and, well, it's all a little confusing out there right now, isn't it?
18. It all paid off.
I wonder what the people around her thought of this little prank?
19. Well, have you?
I think the hashtag really just seals the deal on this one for me. Like, are we really trying to pass this stuff off as enlightened thinking?
Other me: UMMMMM, why has no one ever noticed this before? #conspiracy
20. "My friend is always told he looks like Robert Pattinson. He recently decided to embrace it."
Embrace it indeed. Seriously though, no women (or any real human at all) wanted to play the part of Bella?
21. Sacrilege!
Honestly, agreed. This is just downright brutal, bro. It's a serious privilege to carry pizza! So have some respect for the beloved 'za that fuels so many of us on the daily, keh?
22. What a genius way to leave your name and number... I'm sure no man has ever thought of this before.
You gotta give him credit for being clever (and straightforward), but that's probably about as far as it needs to go.
23. Oh no! Another excited young 'un posts their whole credit card number and security code online. SMH.
You know, they give these things age requirements for several very good reasons. This is one of them.
For the kids at home: don't ever do this.
24. If any man of mine EVER played a prank like this after a "long day"...
We all know "long day" is code for "put up with a bunch of bull and now I need some adult time in the tub with my favorite treats!"
25. Here's a classic movie cliché that I doubt will stop any time soon.
What's the deal with those timers anyway? Who's making these things, some kinda evil scientist sloth? Bunk.
26. Well, isn't this just the cutest use of creativity you've ever seen?
Second silver lining: one step closer to being a mermaid. YAS.
27. So good. He looks super sophisticated now.
You won't even be thinking about those man-parts you just had removed.
28. This person just wants to stop getting rear-ended.
Is that too much to ask? Apparently, it is.
29. I never understood the hype around this movie as a kid. It scared the crap out of me, and then made me cry.
That friggin' alien was gross AF!
30. Creative! And it's a cult classic reference!
And they said his jokes didn't have a leg to stand on...
31. No chill, Gordo.
32. To be fair, he's a tough critic.
Also... not that it's any of my business but...is she on FaceTime in the shower?
33. I remember trying to do this as a kid because of all the movies and music videos I'd seen. Really not a good idea!
My head is forever dented.
34. Here's one of my favorite movie clichés: the "roll credits" moment.
"These dinosaurs are chasing us, and we're out of gas! That's right, we're going to have to... Jurassic Park!"
35. Hey, they're just saying what we were all thinking.
36. Not just any divorced mom, though. A hot one...
It's a compliment...right?
37. BURRRRNNNNN.
38. You got me there...
I have nothing but a head shake for this one (and a few things I can't pass by my editor...) So if anyone else wants to weigh into this atrocity, please feel free in the comments on Facebook.
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