16 People Who Are Really Good At Not Doing Their Job

In the immortal words of the philosopher-poets Blink 182, "work sucks, I know." So how do you avoid it? By any means necessary. Some people waste a lot of time at their jobs doing what they're paid to do and what do they get in return? A paycheck and a sense of self-satisfaction probably, I wouldn't know and I don't actually care. If you're going to work at something why not work at not working?! That way you know you've cleverly deceived the system and aren't some robot beeping and booping your way through a career. Ingenuity is the name of the game and the most rewarding feeling is a reward for doing basically nothing at all. Sometimes short-cuts involve a little more work than what it'd take to actually do your job and most times it's worth it just to escape work entirely. Ultimately, working at not working is one of those delicious pieces of irony that brings the simple joys of life to the draining drudge of the workplace. So whether it's stepping up your procrastination game or finding that genius way to take a two hour bathroom break, these slackers are streets ahead of the curve and are here to share their wisdom with you...

1. The perfect crime

When your office is in the perfect position...

2. Stairs? Too much effort

Up and down and up and ow my knees! Stairs!? Who needs em? This guy's assembled a contraption of pure lazy genius.

3. Kobe!  

We've all played this game before, but the execution here is perfect. This is my whole day now.

4. Flinging stuff level = Da Vinci 

Ok, thisis the next level of office time wasting and co-worker annoyance! I'm sure this is what Da Vinci intended on this invention. 

5. Ridin' dirty

Consider these leaves blown chief, I'ma just chill.

6. Call of duty

This cop was caught beating kids on campus... in Smash Bros.

7. The irony is palpable 

I wonder when they started this sign...

8. Poster boy

"I don't know what you're talking about, I was in my office all day." 

9. They'll never find me here! Hahaha, gross.

Any kind of meeting is boring so bring your nose plugs and stay as long as possible. Trust me, they won't ask questions.

10. When your boss installs a hall-cam

"Yes, very good! It seems as though everyone is staying at their cubicles and not wandering off!" 

11. Windows is coming...

When you play the game of codes, you win or you call the IT guy

12. I never noticed this before...

Wait, what exactly is the purpose of this sign?

13. Card-bored desk castle

These guys were told to decorate their desk to boost morale — sure it took all day, but wait till tomorrow when we install the moat! Where the alligators at??? 

14. Staples, that wasn't easy...

City skyline built from stationary, pure time-wasting art!

15. I feel like there was an easier way to avoid work...

Stacks on stacks on stacks man!

16. When your boss asks you to write a quick sign out front

This person obviously went to art school! Not because of the high quality drawing, which it is, but because they work at Starbucks. But hey, drawing Marty and Doc Brown beats serving jerks coffee any day.

Main image via Mandatory

Collage images via 1. Mandatory 2. reddit / jonat1992 3. reddit / Littleonedorkness