The world seems way more disturbing than I remember it, I'm more tired than a sloth on NyQuil, and everything seems to just be annoying. So, If you're feelin' like I'm feelin' right now, you could definitely use a break.
Let's all just take a step back and let our brains rest for a bit, shall we? I need some laughs!
1. You gotta appreciate someone who sees an opportunity and grasps it immediately.
How do you even notice this in the first place, let alone take the time to actually do it?
2. The rules are there for a reason, everyone. You've got to play by them or else we're uncivilized!
If only more rules like this were around. You know, like in the office!
3. I'd be excited too! That kind of thing doesn't happen every day.
You know who deserves to be on the news all the time? Dogs. That'd make things way better.
4. This is probably the best shirt I've seen in a long time!
Not only that, but this picture makes me pretty happy. They both seem like very chill, awesome guys.
5. Man, no one is safe to take a nap these days.
Well, at least he didn't draw all over her face or anything. He'd probably catch hands if he did that.
6. I do not blame this guy even one bit — that looks like heaven.
You're telling me that if you had a bag like this you'd actually put it down?
7. I'm pretty sure she's actually magic, though.
My eyes are always fooling me. Like the time I thought I had barbecue sauce on my hand so I licked it off... Let's just say it definitely was not barbecue sauce.
8. Hey, whatever you need to feel comfortable is just fine — you do you.
So, if that means you need a macaroni martini, I say go for it! There are worse drinks.
9. Uhh, well...that's one way to market your product.
You know, I get the reference and everything, but I just can't get over the fact that they're putting ketchup on waffles!
10. Wow, time really flies by, huh?
It wasn't that long ago that he was bustin' hard rhymes in Compton. Now, he's gotten a whole lot warmer. I prefer the cold version.
11. Gotta have a good lifehack in here, right?
This trick has got to work at some point. I'll probably be trying it out tonight with anyone who tries to text me.
12. I'm onto you, "Marco."
I don't know who in the world this goomba-stompin' mushroom peddler thinks he's foolin', but it ain't me. I'd recognize that Yoshi-punchin', princess-savin', plumber boy anywhere. Nice try.
13. Nothing's gonna get past church ladies.
She almost looks like one of those angel/devil characters that rest on your shoulders and try to tell you to do stuff in cartoons.
14. Whoa, looks like 50 Shades Of Grey has got nothin' on Home Depot.
You can keep your vanilla love life, I'm tryin' to work up to an aisle 15 now.
15. I mean, that's pretty much all you need, right?
Who doesn't like a little DIY? Why waste money on shoes made by someone who knows what they're doing, ya know?
16. And lastly, I really don't blame this guy at all — it's pretty much where I'm at in my job today.
Like, "Yeah, I'll get right on that, just gimme 20 mins."
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