Sunday, February 28, 2016

16 College Problems That Explain All The Crazy Parties

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If you're a student living in a college town, there's a good chance you've heard some grief from the locals about how loud and wild college parties are. They're always asking the police and city hall to do something about it, and sometimes, that can mean some pretty brutal crackdowns.

Maybe some of them never went to college and don't get it, but the ones who did have no excuse for forgetting how hard y'all have it when you're not turning the place inside out. 

So the next time one of these folks gives you a hard time, these 16 college memes should show them what's what.

1. They better give out A's like candy if that's how it's gonna be.

Just make sure you don't get one of these in an English class or something, because if your essay's so good that they don't get it, you're doomed.

2. Now you just need one that dispenses money and you'll be good to go. 

They apparently figured out how to bottle sleep, so why not?

3. Yeah, do yourself a favor and don't let yourself say, "Oh, I got tons of time to do that."

'Cause your other classes will always make sure you don't. 

4. At least this one would be easy enough to complain to the department head about.

You're really in trouble if you get one of these jerks in a class where the answers aren't so clear-cut.

5. There's always at least one of these people in a class discussion.

And if your prof ain't good at getting them to chill, consider your time wasted.

6. The struggle is real when it's time to pay for those books.

This is probably why my school didn't have one of these.

7. Hahaha, if somebody actually remembered my student number, I'd just be impressed.

I think I was just about to graduate by the time I could write it out without checking my card.

8. Ah, but that would involve having time and energy.

9. And if that paragraph isn't in the most recent edition, it doesn't count.

10. Yeah, why is that that we had no idea how to tackle our essay until the night before it was due?

I definitely don't remember setting my brain on hard mode but apparently, but that's what happened.

11. I like how the only constant is the amount of mac and cheese consumed.

But yeah, nothing here I can really argue with.

12. I think my zombified look on the due date speaks for itself, thank you very much.

13. It's just as well, dude. The school was gonna take an arm and leg for that parking pass anyway.

Even then, good luck finding a spot.

14. Oooh, so many people are gonna see this and wish they thought of it.

Yeah, I wasn't kidding 'bout the parking spots.

15. It really can't be summed up better than this.

Like, what better way to tell someone they mean absolutely nothing to you than 1-ply?

16. So, is the part where he falls asleep on his desk the "acceptance" stage?

'Cause I'm pretty sure the rest are all just depression.

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