Wherever you're reading this, I want you to take a good look at the people around you right now—I guess if you're reading on the toilet, this won't really apply, and if it does, then you're a weirdo. Anyways, if you happen to be in an area with other individuals, count how many of them you think are dumb as poop on a stick. Yep, that's right, probably most of them. Because generally, people are stupid, but once in a while they can surprise you. On the rare occasion, some of us manage to squeeze out a bit of clever, and that's exactly what the next 16 people did, so enjoy! Maybe some of their clever will even rub off...
1. This pun master who clearly loves sports
2. This careful instruction follower
3. Siri being her typical smart-mouth self
4. This mom whose burns have nothing to do with her cooking
I'll let you decide whether the next dad is cleverer than Mom...
5. Clever dad, very clever...now if only you could work your iPhone...
6. Speaking of Apple...no matter how you slice it, this is the truth
7. Thanks Mom...apparently your savageness translates to Snapchat too
As it turns out, some of the wittiest people are those who work in the fast-food industry...
8. "They say the customer is always right, so why ask questions?"
9. When you ask for a joke, you get a joke
10. When you ask for a drawing...you also get a joke
That's just how it works, okay?
For anyone who's used the hashtag #blessed, the next person's got something to say to you...
11. And on the seventh day God created the quilted leather tote with gold accents...
12. If you're going to own a racing boat, what else are you going to call it?
I wonder if this boat gets as many ladies as the man himself
13. It never hurts to proofread your Photoshop requests
If you work at a bookstore and don't do what the next person did next time you're at work, shame on you!
14. That's called being true to what you advertise
15. I guess history class had a practical purpose after all...
Providing you with the skills to create Snapchat stories that are seriously on point
16. And finally, it really doesn't get any cleverer than this
17. Alright, smart guy, if it's such a simple decision, why don't you make it?
The next student really kicked it up a notch!
18. Simple but clever!
19. Always look on the bright side
20. Who's the clever interior designer responsible for this?!
21. You've been outsmarted, Dad!
Hopefully the next one is a joke...
22. Ha. I see what you did there
23. Alright, Bukowski, ya got me
24. Don't you just love friends?
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