Head spinning, friendship ruining, projectile vomiting, dead priests — the last two might be questionable — my god, when it gets out of control, it really gets out of control!
Anyway, it's always an excellent day for an exorcism, and these people definitely need one!
1. Got naughty with the noodles last night.
Seriously though, he should run screaming into the night and just start his whole life over in a city far away.
2. There's a relationship worth leaving.
Let's send out some well-wishes that he gets over this terrible attack on family values and lets the lady wear what she wants to wear. You know, like a real human being who can make her own choices.
3. Cool it, lady.
But then, I guess she could have been burned by the fiery heat between two sexy cousins before?
4. Congrats, you're horrible.
Just because they're wearing matching shirts doesn't mean he's stealing your girl! Dude is going to scowl his way back to being single, amirite?
5. Stacy's mom has got it goin' on.
6. You may have thought she was after your man...
7. But wait, there's a twist!
Still, she dodged a faded denim bullet there.
8. At least it's better than the traditional way of marking one's territory.
But just try and stay mad.
9. When you live, breathe, and drive drama.
Yeah, I would move aside for that car. I don't want that up in my business. Let her stick her reasonably priced sedan in some other poor sucker's rearview mirror. That's where folks like her belong.
10. Is it possible to be jealous of inanimate objects?
I guess Chelsea – 1, Boyfriend – 0?
11. Watch out, that stuffed toy is up to some sly stuff.
12. Gotta get a handle on those anger problems...
13. Chill, Siri. Chill.
14. "I've been usurped!"
15. You're lucky your story checks out.
Side note: I wonder if Rite Aid has chicken-flavored domes?
16. Henry VIII would be impressed.
17. Is this really necessary?
18. Even siblings can get a little jelly.
But yes, Calla, your sister is a bad gf. She's trying to hide her nonsensical side behind an angel emoji but she's armed with stalker skills that would make the CIA sweat.
19. That's a surefire way to ruin a friendship!
The question is, who will be in more trouble: the lady with the lighter, or whoever was holding the camera and decided to get a pic and post it on the internet instead of stopping the firebug?
20. You'll always be the side chick, ALWAYS!
Look at that dog! Not sorry, not even a little bit, for that Chuck Norris boot-to-chin action. He's just cold and calm and happy to go again, thankyouverymuch.
21. When your cat is legit your competition...
22. And the "Girlfriend of the Year" award does NOT go to...
... ever been called a "stage five clinger" before?
23. Someone's gotta put her in her place, right?
I find it kind of hilarious that this girl is claiming to be the "girlfriend" yet she obviously doesn't know his sister's name. I'm kind of judging her hardcore right now, so let's just move on...
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