Wine, Dine And Mind Your Business

There are a lot of people in the world, and most of them seem to wanna bug you when you finally get a moment to yourself. No, I don't wanna switch long distance plans, no I'm not interested in your rain-proof windows — pour me a glass of wine and clean my house! Heck, even one outta two of those would be great!

Alright, I'm calmer now. And well, here's a few more worthwhile observations to browse through and laugh along with...

1. I'll volunteer! 

2. Oof, this is too true...

3. This girl, she gets it...

4. Again, some people just gotta mind their own business, ya know?

5. Seriously, we need to get this framed or something

6. Now that'sa balanced diet!