Girls On Instagram Be Like...

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Girls on Instagram are strategic little creatures who know exactly what they're doing and why they're doing it. They know what pose, what angle, what lighting and what side of their face (and/or butt) will result in the best image for them to post for all of their admirers to see. These girls are sneaky, tricky, and sometimes even deceptive...but they're hot, so in the end, does it even matter? 

$20 says the next time you scroll through your Instagram, you'll find that at least 3/4 of this article covers what you'll see.

Warning:

This is exactly what girls on Instagram are like:

1. They don't want to look pugly.

2. They don't know what the world looks like if it's not behind their iPhone camera.

3. #no #one #cares #lol.

4. Bitches love brunch, lunch, snack time, dinner and midnight snack time.

5. Girls ALWAYS have to be 3/4 of the shot.

6. Girls on Instagram be like "me right now" when they actually look like a cracked out addict.

7. Girls be like "getting my tan on" when really all they want to showcase is their tits. This guy gets it.

8. Girls be like "#squat #girlswhosquat #datass".

9. The illusion is strong on Instagram.

10. #nomakeup #nofilter #iwokeuplikethis

11. Unfortunately.

12. #metime #idontneednoman.

13. Womp, womp woooooomp.

13. Like for like, please.

14. Instagram girls will literally do anything for a post.

15. Lastly, Instagram girls be like "DO NOT LOOK AT MY TAGGED PHOTOS."