"Stay in school" is common advice that kids receive, but after seeing these people who are a product of our school system, I'm starting to think that we should just give up and not even bother with a formal education. Take a look at these pictures to see what I'm talking about.
1. If this guy is in charge of returning his phone, I don't think Adam has any hope of getting it back. I wonder how long it took for him to realize his mistake.
2. It's her 4rd time? I wonder what went wrong with the 1rd, 2st, and 3th times she tried piercing her nose. Hopefully she won't have to do it a 5nd time.
3. If he wants seconds, he should pull out a thesaurus so that he can get even more synonyms. Cinnamon Toast Crunch is supposed to be the taste you can see, but apparently it's not the name you can spell.
4. This is wrong on so many levels. First of all, as the comment states, neither of those animals are reptiles. And second, there's no way that squirrels are more likable than dolphins.
5. I'm not sure who Sam and Ella are, but they sound like they're sick and should go to the hospital because they might be contagious. Ohhh, maybe she meant salmonella.
6. The app store has a lot of options, but this is proof that there's not an app for everything. Just put it in a bag of rice. I'm sure it will be fine.
7. Nobody say anything and just let her figure this one out on her own. I haven't even used a mirror in years because of the invention of front-facing cameras on phones.
8. Mind grain has got to be painful. I wonder what kind of grain she's got inside of her head. Barley? Rice? Oats? Either way, she should probably go get that checked out.
9. Out of all the spelling mistakes I've ever seen, this one has got to be the most offensive. I'd recommend they buy some cologne to get rid of that smell.
10. I think there's another word that's used to describe a morning sunset. Or if this really is a morning sunset, maybe the apocalypse is happening and we should all take cover.
11. Beaties is a very dangerous illness and is a common cause of death, caused primarily by cookies, cakes, snacks, and spelling errors. I assume she hasn't taken a health class in school yet.
12. He's wrong and right at the same time. He's right about not being able to write. I still think he should try to write a book. I would pay money to read it.
13. Apparently our school system doesn't do a very good job of teaching students how to understand time. I hope that he never has to cook anything, because it's gonna be served raw.
14. I would really like to know the backstory of why this sign is necessary. Actually on second thought, I'll be totally fine if I never find out that gross information.
15. If only there was another way to pour the lemonade. Say, for instance, a spout designed specifically for that exact purpose so that you wouldn't have to tear the side of the carton open.
16. If you're lacking toast AND you're tolerant, then chocolate milk will make every single situation worse. This girl is clearly allergic to proper spelling. Speaking of toast, I'm heading to the kitchen because I'm lacking some.
17. This tweet has made a mockery of the education system, and our generation has made a mockery of proper spelling. But after all, we grew up with texting abbreviations and autocorrect.
18. Auntie Depressant sounds like a great nickname for your one aunt who always ruins family gatherings by complaining about everything. She's married to Uncle Unhappy who's just as bad as she is.
19. Who wants to be a millionaire? Clearly not this woman. I don't know which planet she's living on, but apparently there's a giant elephant orbiting it. That sounds pretty awesome, actually.
20. I also occasionally wonder what ever happened to Lindsay Lohan's twin from The Parent Trap.Did she do any other projects? Did she marry rich? Or does she simply not exist?
21. How dare this person question this girl's grammar. She clearly meant that her hair was cuted when she was previously camping. That's the only way past tents makes sense to me.
22. I'm super surprised that lion doesn't taste like chicken, as everything usually does. I feel like the first clue that it was going to taste like pork is that it clearly says pork on the menu, and oh yeah, it's actually pork.
23. Oh, I weep for the young generation. My dear teens, before a hashtag was a hashtag, it was a pound sign. Next week we'll learn about the struggle that was rewinding movies.
24. I'm pretty sure that if you own a car that came out before iPhones, then you likely do not have a docking station installed in your vehicle. Just a hunch.
25. I don't like this post because it made me use my thinking brain. So the other person is basically all of the things, leaving buddy as nothing. Wait, they're the target. Solved it.
26. When you think you're being as specific as possible when you order a pair of birthday cakes but this is what you get. I also want to give a round of applause to the laziness level of the person who decorated these cakes. Bravo, friend.
27. I wonder why medium rare chicken strips haven't made it big in the food circuit. Oh, wait. Now I remember. Because it will actually kill you. That's reason enough for me to never try this.
28. The fashion industry is always coming up with new ways to brand old items. Pretty soon they're going to start marketing shoe laces by a new name, like "sneaker belts."
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