Everyone loves a Monday off: fact. Coming back into the place where we trade our time for cash on a Tuesday, though? Yeah, it's almost worse than doing the full five days. You've been home for three days, so your pets are pretty used to you being there. Then you think you can just get up and leave on a Tuesday? Nah, son, nah. They're confused and upset, you're confused and upset, and it's just like what the heck? Your entire week is all blown to shit because they thought you needed a paid day off. Smh. This world, I tell ya'.
1. But that's a Tim Hortons.
2. But actually, you're fooling no one.
3. Boom.
4. Oh my goodness, the King has spoken.
5. No chill, literally none.
6. "How you feeling?" "A little pressured."
7. This isn't how all people greet their long-lost friends then?
8. How any Columbus Day or Canadian Thanksgiving should be spent.
9. Baller life, though. No hate.
10. Playing us playing them. But for real, put the price of the PS4 down already.
11. The truth is out there.
12. Dat progress.
13. Not one person wants to read your typo-riddled crap — unless it benefits them.
14. So that's what Pops is up to.
15. Suck those kernels right off.
16. And here we have it, folks. The most accurate caption ever.
17. Fancy china tonight, kids. Let me introduce you to a little something called Styrofoam. Sly af.
18. Shit happens. And then you never talk to that person, or look them in the eye at least, again.
19. LOL ... Making people second guess their life. Ha ha?
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