15 Parents Setting Their Kids Up For A World Of Hurt

As the parent of a young kid, you're expected to think for two. Obviously, you can't be expected to make sure your kid stays out of trouble every minute of the day, but for the moments you are around, I believe it's your responsibility to ensure the safety of your child. If we can all agree on that, then it's only logical to assume that children are better off under the supervision of their parents, right? I thought so. At least until I finished gathering this list of parents who set their kids up for a world of hurt. 

1. "Don't worry about it, honey. Jimmy is definitely ready for the log ride"

2. When your kid is diagnosed with cancer in 30 years, this will be why

3. At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if the kid thinks he's a dog

4. Kids make great back rests for those hard subway seats

5. Look on the bright side: this is probably how kids become superheroes

6. Something tells me that if they go down, bucket kid has the greatest chance of survival

7. I'd put a bag over my head too if I had to live with her

8. Brings tears to my eyes

9. The microwave is not a quick and easy way to dry your kid off after a bath

10. The headline will read "Child Befriends Snake, Trains It To Wreak Havoc On Parents"

11. Correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm pretty sure this is child abuse

12. The happiest family ever

13. Because taking the onesie off was too hard?

14. Lightsaber fighting your son is an open invitation to get your licks in while you can

15. Giving him the King Joffrey treatment