Tuesday, July 28, 2015

40 People Who Are Definitely Not Impressed

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In 2017, we're exposed to so much information, advertisement, and media that it takes a lot to impress people these days. And if you do manage to impress someone, you can usually only keep their attention for a few brief moments. What you're about to see is a group of people who have been let down time and again.

1. This wife is very impressed with the Wookie costume that her husband got her as a gift. If she doesn't want it, I'll take it, because that looks like the most comfortable outfit ever.

2. This daughter is quite unimpressed with her mother's bargain hunting skills. Maybe if she buys a few dozen more, she can sew them together and make a pair that will fit.

3. If you'd like to see someone who is not impressed, just hang around a teenager with a father prone to making dad jokes. This one is particular is definitely not enthused.

4. His mother accidentally mixed up picture day with pajama day, and he's not too thrilled about it. If I was in this position, I'd be so happy that I got to wear my SpongeBob pajamas in my school photo.

5. She's not impressed by her first interaction with cows. Maybe she found out where milk comes from and realized that she'll never be able to look at breakfast cereal the same.

6. That is the saddest, most pathetic looking pizza I have ever seen. I'd be extremely unimpressed too if I was promised food that look liked the picture on the box.

7. Grandpa doesn't seem very excited about the new addition to the family. It's probably his fifth or sixth grandchild and the novelty has worn off by now. It's just more crying at family gatherings.

8. Man's best friend just quickly became man's worst enemy. He's never going to be able to trust his owner again. You can tell by the look of pure anger and disappointment in his eyes.

9.

Chris is pretty unimpressed by the "birthday deal" that the bartender so graciously offered him. Instead, he should just go to Denny's to get the free birthday meal that they offer.

10. "You need to process your visa applications? Well too bad. It's gotta wait, because I'm on the verge of finally beating this dang solitaire game. Stop complaining or I'll start a new game."

11. This box is not very impressed with the selections of meats that are available. I would feel very judged if I was trying to shop for steak while this cardboard box was judging me.

12. Welcome to adulthood, buddy. You've got a quite a few more decades of the government taking your hard-earned money, so you have plenty of time left to get used to it!

13. I've never seen an animal as unimpressed as this turtle. I can feel his emotion through the screen. Maybe he's just upset that he wasn't cast in the live action version of Finding Nemo.

14. Baby is not impressed by the goat during his first visit at the petting zoo. But the goat seems equally unimpressed with the baby. It doesn't seem like they're going to be friends.

15. Everyone's enjoying the ride except for Grandpa. The look on his face says, "I didn't fight in the war so that my grandkids could force me onto some stupid roller coaster."

16. This guy was at a party and wanted a neck tattoo, but passed out before getting it. He woke up with a neck tattoo... But exactly not the kind he wanted. And he still had to pay $37 for it!

17. What can I say? I gotta hand it to the guy. The resemblance is uncanny.

Pinhead Larry and Tessa are both very fashionable though. Check out their cute chokers that are so in right now!

18. This baby has had enough with hearing you yell about your gossip. That look on his face is so judgmental. He's just trying to enjoy his meal in peace, so please have some respect.

19. "They don't pay me enough for this"

20. Never trust your man when it comes to makeup

I know strong brows are in this season, but this is a little much. That's some interesting technique with the lip liner, too...

21. It's safe to say whoever received this is very unimpressed 

And you know, you just know that he gave this to her on a special occasion like an anniversary, a holiday or her birthday. YOU JUST KNOW IT.

22. Technically he followed the instructions perfectly but the teacher is not enthused. This one is the teacher's fault, in my opinion. If you want better answers, you need you ask better questions.

23. Fellas, she's here to work out, not find a date. She's not impressed by how much you can bench, so please follow the advice on her shirt and leave her alone.

24. "Put me back in...NOW"

25. Not exactly the way to their heart

Best. Song. Ever. Seriously, where is Eminem these days? We need more than just "Lose Yourself" to quote to our SOs.


26. Traffic signals with skirts or that extra 28% percent...tough choice...

27. We've all been there. It's a fair request

28. The look on her face is priceless. It really says it all. 

A picture is worth a thousand words, after all. Is she having the best Christmas or the best birthday ever? I guess we'll never know!

29. This girlfriend who discovered a stinking lie...

Can you blame her? Who wants to kiss someone with gum disease and tobacco breath? 

30. Not impressed with the seats or not impressed with her man?

That's what happens when you eat too many pretzels at the game... Salty AF

31. Yep. We're definitely over it.

32. Don't try and play us like that, Subway!

One inch can make a big difference...

33. "Did I say you could touch my face?"

Don't mess with Blue Ivy, y'all.

34. This guy knows how to hold a grudge.

Point made!

35. Looks like it's about to be a long commute.

36. Apparently this parking attendant wasn't feeling the charity today

37. This person might not be impressed, but they've impressed us!

There is nothing more terrifying than the wrath of the grocery store gang!

38. Mum is sick and tired of your crap

39. If someone serves you this, what do you do?

Guys, when we ask for a wine and cheese night, don't you dare serve us a pile of cheddar on a mayonnaise tortilla!

40. This guy ran into Carlton from The Fresh Prince Of Bel Airand performed his interpretation of Carlton's famous dance moves. He's clearly not impressed. He's been having people come up to him and do this for decades now.

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