14 People Who Did a Crappy Job... Literally

It's hard to talk about the declining worth ethic in America without sounding like a disgruntled old man in an ever-changing world. Like Clint Eastwood in Gran Torino. I'm okay with this, however, because I am that grumpy old man at the ripe old age of 26, and I am telling you, America, to pull up your pants and get those hands dirty. If the pictures in this article are any indication of what competition you're up against in the job market, you should land a job if you're a halfway sentient human being. 

...says he, the privileged white man working a comfy job in some 14 story building in a major Canadian city. 

Yes, it's good being king.

Anyway, wherever there are jobs, there are people perpetually disgruntled that they have the privilege to work. And because they're disgruntled, they'll do anything in their power to get around actually doing their work. Case in point: the people in this article. All have jobs... all seem to hate their jobs and will do any passive aggressive act in the book to demonstrate that.

Gotta love a millennial workplace.

1. Here we see what happens when an employee is asked to do "one last thing" 15 minutes after his or her shift ended.

2. He's the kid in the neighborhood that used to ride his bike across everyone's front yard.

3. Minimum wage won't pay for the fractured jaw this dude might get intervening in this. Best to keep walking.

4. Because God forbid union workers and engineers work together for once. 

5. Not sure if lazy or an idiot.

Either way, this is one bouquet of flowers neither will ever forget.

6. "Mince it yourself, a*******."

7. This is an invitation for tourists to view depraved porn and give you viruses you never knew existed.

WAY TO GO.

8. I picture a man laughing to himself as he mutters, "This'll be the last time the boss tells me I did a crappy job."

9. Think you're having a bad day at work?

10. Literally a crap job.

11. "They're jeans... people know what's up." –Bangladeshi six-year-old who made these jeans.

12. This is the coolest looking lazily done job I've ever seen.

13. "Do we move the building or relocate the roundabout?"

"Neither. Let natural selection do its work."

14. "If you read my job description, it says that I am in charge of putting UP stop signs, not taking them down. It's very clear."