14 Amazing Locations That Really Speak For Themselves

I know you've been sitting there, alone, on a Saturday night. Visions of your past relationships and disappointing your father come to mind. You then check Facebook and your "best friends" are out at some bar without you...because they stopped inviting you. And in that dark moment, you think to yourself, "Damn, I wish there was a place in this world where I could be myself and people would love me...where I would love myself."

Good news. Your true hometown exists and I'm here to prove it to ya.

Just keep scrolling, and when you reach your true hometown, you'll know. It'll speak to you. Mine was #7. How about you?

1. When you ask your parents when they decided to have you, and dad shows you this picture.

2. A town that describes you when it's 2 a.m. and the lights go on at the club at there's only one single guy left.

3. Yes, that's a street shaped like dickbutt. Consider moving there.

4. Is this where your mom lives?

Yeah, I'm 8 years old. So what?

5. A lake in Massachusetts named after the drunk messages you leave on your best friend's phone.

6. There's a place in Scotland named after your life aspirations.

7. I can't think of a more endearing compliment than "sugar tits."

8. For your Friday nights alone at the lake.

9. Because who doesn't like eggs...and look how pretty it looks!

10. Sexmoan — both the act and the city — are two places you may never visit.

11. Oh, it's a road named after my love life.

12. I don't know what this means, but I'm sure, somehow, it adequately describes your life.

13. A Cape in Greenland that explains why you keep getting out of bed in the morning.

Hope. However little of it.

14. Wet Beaver Creek, Arizona...don't mind if I do.