But then, what is women's logic? Is it a collection of memes created by little man-children? Or is it behaviors and responses that women have somehow agreed to act out in everyday life? Well, according to the internet, it is the following 17 images. And let me preface this article by saying, as a woman, I know that not all woman are like this. In fact, I'm sure that any woman reading this article is an exception to the rules within it.
1. Sometimes you don't appreciate what you have until it's gone.
2. This is basically the equivalent of when a guy has been driving up and down the same road for an hour but refuses to ask for directions because they "aren't lost."
Some truths are ugly and no one wants to admit them.
3. I am guilty of this one. But sometimes it's not that we don't know, it's that we know if we explained it to you, your small, emotionally stunted male pea-brain would explode.
4. Hey guys, we know this is stupid, but we didn't create this logic, patriarchy did, okay?
5. Let's be honest and change "Said no woman ever" to "Said no one ever"
6. Halves of things do not have calories. Also why eat one when you can eat half of all of them?
7. Same with bites of things. 1 Bite = 0 calories.
Logically, it would then follow that bites of multiple things also equal zero calories.
8. The constant struggle between want and need
The primary reason I want a thigh gap is that it would make the perfect cup holder for the jumbo jar of Nutella that I spoon into my mouth every day.
9. This is actually quite logical. It's been proven that we remember negative things longer and in more detail.
For example, if you genuinely dislike a picture from this article, that is what you will remember most about this whole article.
10. Sometimes, our train of thought in conversations appears illogical and you may find yourself confused
But don't worry — we know exactly where the conversation is going.
11. I never really understood the point of these, either
Until a some one on reddit pointed out that they are the perfect firmness for sexual aids.
12. Sometimes you don't understand us, but it's cool because sometimes neither do we
13. I really don't know what to tell you here
Except sorry that this is in the article.
14. Sometimes we don't think, we just Pinterest
15. I don't know what this image is supposed to show, other than that woman are clearly more complex and advanced than men
See what I did there? Woman logic.
16. The friendzone can be a complex place
17. I don't know that this is accurate at all, do you?
Just in case any of you are feeling offended about this article, here's a wonderful tweet that I present to you as a peace offering.
Collage image via FunnyJunk / parveenkrsinghal
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