Girlfriends are one of the most complex organisms known to man. Unlike plants, they need more than water, soil, and sunlight to survive. They don't come with an instruction manual that fits all makes and models, so it's really just trial and error. And even when you think you've finally got them all figured out, they go and change their minds. All of the stuff I described above is child's play compared to the chicks in this article.
1. Just in case you missed it, he's taken.
2. You can look, but don't you dare touch.
Actually, don't look either.
3. Does insurance cover angry ex-girlfriends?
4. Quick, someone go warn Abby!
#8 proves that there is really no right answer.
5. What else could he possibly need or want?
6. Foreshadowing...
7. If you can read this, it's already too late.
The monster has been unleashed.
8. You are truly damned if you do and damned if you don't.
#12 is the type of stunt that only a model could pull.
9. His alibi seems to check out.
He's in the clear, but he may want to proceed with caution.
10. When having a girlfriend is a bigger time commitment than you thought.
11. No excuses.
12. This type of shit only works if you're Chrissy Teigen.
I bet the couple in #15 aren't together anymore. That, or he's dead.
13. When he thinks you forgot all about it, but you've really been secretly collecting information to ruin him.
14. Any boyfriend of mine can expect this text on the regular.
15. Run as fast as you can and never look back!
16. Finally, a sixth sense that I wouldn't mind having.
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