36 Clueless People That Screwed Up Real Bad

This morning, I pulled one of my favorite basketball jerseys out of the dryer only to find out that the logo and number had peeled off due to the heat. I was in a rush the night before and forgot to remove the jersey before putting my load of laundry in to dry. In an attempt to make myself feel better about this grievous happening, I put together this list of people who definitely screwed up worse than me. 

1. That's not how you use a cutting board

2. That's not how you cook a pizza

3. That's not how you spell "Achieve"

4. That's not Hong Kong

5. That's not how you park a car

6. That's not how you cook chili

7. That's not how you steal gas

8. That's not how you improve your home

9. That's not a left-hand turn lane

10. That's not good!

11. That's not how you make waffles

12. That's not how you beg

13. Those aren't her thighs

14. That's not a fountain!

15. Hey! That's not a dress shoe you're wearing, sir!

16. That's not her boyfriend

Oh nooo!

17. That's not how you spell "you're"

18. That's not how you open a juice carton

19. That's not how you take a selfie

Well, I guess you can do it that way

20. That's not how you open a can of beans

21. Wait a minute, that's not a cellphone

22. Hey! That's not a dog!

23. Those aren't real people

24. That's not how hand dryers work.

25. That's a truck, not a boat.

26. That's not where the gas tank is.

27. That's not how you vacuum. 

28. That's not human ice cream.

29. That's not how you cow.

But it is how you run away from the farm.

30. That's not how you secret Santa, mom!

31. That's not how you eat pancakes.

(She thought it was pie).

32. That's not how you face paint.

33. That's not how you pump gas.

34. That's not how you door. Or is it?

35. That's not how electricity works.

36. That's not how you scan.