25 Pervs Who Got Curved

Take this from me: when you're an attractive person in this world, it's not all sunshine, puppies, and orgies, okay? There are some definite negative consequences that come with being beautiful, and today we're going to discuss one of the worst. All the normals that try to hit on you because you're just so damned attractive it turns their brains to mush! It's downright annoying, the amount of time we pretty people have to spend laboriously denying every single one of these up jumped simpletons until they get the point. 

To that end, we've developed the art of the "curve," a quick and easy way to showcase your disinterest. There are a number of ways to do this, but what follows is a list of the most tested and proven methods for a quick exit. Welcome, my fellow hotties, to How To Curve 101!

1. The easiest method: be engaged/married!

2. Get real racist with it!

3. This one hinges on the stupidity of the recipient!

4. Savage superhero references are really VENOMous, amirite?

5. Straight up, though, what's with the bubble-beard?

6. When the ex gets a little too confident!

7. Nah, you're just lonely and horny!

8. I said "somebody," not "you!"

9. A nice morning stroll sounds lovely!

10. Technical difficulties...

11. Women LOVE an educated man!

12. Having "bucketz" in your name is never a smart move, bruh!

13. "Lord Jesus, grant me strength!"

14. The honest, ugly, soul-crushing truth! Pour one out for my guy...

15. That is one JUICY curve, amirite?

16. Outdated AND salty...damn!

17. *Jaws theme*

18. I ain't leaving here without curving somebody...ANYBODY!

19. Didn't linger around for it to get awkward!

20. The unnecessary, overly dramatic girl curve!

21. Not since they started putting all the letters with it and what not!

22. The preemptive curve!

23. Is Avril Lavigne really in any position to even ASSIST in a curve? Really?

24. The classics still hold up today, it's true, for women...

25. And for men! All hail Han "Shot First" Solo!

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13 Hilarious Texts From Mom

Oh, moms. The world is literally hurtling into the future and moms across the globe are just scrambling to keep up.

My mom literally just learned how to text, even later than my grandmother did. She's unbelievably formal with her texting, which makes it feel like talking to a distant stranger as opposed to the women who gave birth to me and nurtured me my whole life.

But moms messing up texting is a classic mom problem. It's an epidemic. 

Here is the evidence.

1. An honest mistake!

2. Awww.

3. Well played, Mom. Well played.

4. Burn!

5. Ironic since no mother I've ever known has given her family "space."

6. When autocorrect takes an unsuspecting victim.

7. She said it right the first time!

8. She wants GRANDBABIES, girl!

9. When Mom cuts to the core.

10. Oh man!

11. Easter's ruined!

12. Yikes.

13. She can pray.

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19 Celebs Who Were Secretly Much Younger On Screen

If there's one thing a lot of people wish for more than anything, it's to look youthful. People spend hundreds and thousands of dollars on treatments to get a younger look, while others are naturally baby-faced. Those celebs that have this look have been getting away with playing the parts of high school students and teens in movies and shows, and we're just a little jealous. The actual ages of some of these stars may just surprise you, I know I was! 

1. Rachel McAdams in Mean Girls was playing a 16-year-old student when in reality, she was 26 years old! 

Maybe she didn't look 16, but she definitely looked young enough to play the part!

2. In High School Musical, obviously everybody in the movie was playing the part of teenagers, but Zac Efron was actually 19 years old and his high school days were behind him. Or so he thought. 

3. America Ferrera was playing a 17-year-old in Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, but in reality, she was 21. 

4. Remember That's So Raven? Raven-Symoné was 18 at the time she started filming but was actually playing a 14-year-old. 

Oh snap!

5. Anne Hathaway was actually 19 years old when she played Mia Thermopolis in The Princess Diaries. Mia was supposed to be 16 at the time.

6. Leighton Meester played 16-year-old Blair Waldorf in Gossip Girl when she was really 21 years old.

7. Nina Dobrev was 20 years old when she first appeared on The Vampire Diariesas a 16-year-old. 

8. Cory Monteith was 27 years old when he started playing a teenage Finn Hudson on Glee. 

Does anybody else miss Cory so much?

9. Gabrielle Union played a 17-year-old in Bring it On, but she was actually 28 years old in real life.

Talk about good genes!

10. For the record, this is what she looks like at 43. 

Seriously. We're not joking.

11. Aria Montgomery was 16 years old when Pretty Little Liars first aired, but Lucy Hale was 22 years old in real life. 

12. Troian Bellisario was 26 when she started playing 16-year-old Spencer Hastings on PLL.

13. Dylan O'Brien was 20 years old when he started playing 16-year-old Stiles Stilinski on Teen Wolf. 

14. Tyler Posey was also 20 when he played a 16-year-old on Teen Wolf.

I can't get over that jaw line.

15. Bianca Lawson was 32 years old when she started playing Maya on Pretty Little Liars, but on screen, she was actually supposed to be 16 years old.

16. This is what she looks like when she's not on-screen. What a dramatic difference.

17. Brenda Song was actually 17 when she appeared on The Suite Life of Zack and Cody as 15-year-old London Tipton.

18. Ian Somerhalder played a 16-year-old at the time on The Vampire Diaries, but he was actually 31. 

 The initial casting call for the character wanted an actor in their early to mid-twenties, but he clearly won them over.

19. Jason Earles played Jackson Stewart on Hannah Montana. During the show, Jackson was finished with high school and starting college, but Jason was really 29 years old at the time. 

That's quite the age gap!

20. Alexis Bledel was 19 when she played 15-year-old Rory Gilmore on Gilmore Girls. 

Who's excited about the show returning?

21. When she's not on set, she has a certain maturity that is stunning. It's unbelievable how she can transform like that.

22. Sarah Hyland started out by playing a teenager on Modern Family, but in reality, she was an adult! Believe it or not, she's 26 years old right now.

23. She has always been open about how youthful she looks and how it can work to her advantage to land younger roles!

24. SHARE if you had no idea that these actors were actually much older!

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