1. This is the worst thing someone can tell you at a party.
Absolutely not.
2. THANK YOU.
A huge difference.
3. This is very real.
Maybe the realest thing I've ever seen.
4. And my plans are the best plans.
Please don't interrupt.
5. So you're saying...I have to leave my house?
Kill me.
6. Yes.
All day, everyday.
7. Sure..yeah...that sounds great.
LOL.
8. Yep, that's true.
I'm never not thinking.
9. I know that face well, and it's me.
Why did I come here at all?
10. Yeah, be there soon.
Or...I'll just keep sleeping.
11. I can do this. I can do this.
I can't do this! Time for Netflix and my bed, bye!
12. I truly don't have the time.
Or patience.
13. If you can text it, WHY WOULD YOU EVER CALL?
Why would you do such a thing?
14. Amen.
True as can be.
15. Weird how the internet found the exact picture of me.
So, so weird.
16. This sums up what happens in my head 24/7.
It's EXHAUSTING.
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