Well, it's still early, but I'm so done with this week. At least you'll know this pic dump comes from a place of honesty and reality, but you'll have to pardon me if things get a bit brash.
But, if you're feelin' like this and you're just so over everything, I think you'll pick up what I'm throwin' down.
1. Drake, where you at, man? I wanna come along with ya!
The difference between him and me is that I'm not gonna be crying — very much. Also, I'm broke af.
2. Probably best to just not make plans in the first place.
If you're like this, you probably know that one of the best feelings in the world is canceling plans.
3. This is one of the reasons I'm just so done with it all!
If I had a dime for every time this situation happened in my life, I'd be as rich as Drake.
4. Whenever you're feelin' too down, though, always remember that pizza is a thing.
The fact that pizza exists is usually enough to make things better. Well, bearable, at the very least.
5. I never knew how much I had in common with these common mannequins until now.
When I'm sitting like that, people always ask me if I'm okay. Like, yeah this is how I chill!
6. No matter how bad things get, though, don't go back to old habits — they'll bite you in the ass.
Look at what a wreck this guy used to be!
7. Hey, at least we always have each other, right?
It's always good to find people with the same interests as you. Especially if those interests largely revolve around absolutely nothing.
8. Again, this kind of thing will mess me up. Don't call this cooking!
Just looking at this mess makes me feel like I can taste it. Tastes like processed dog turds.
9. Look, I don't wanna be judgmental or anything, but I'm totally gonna judge everything and everyone.
Of course we're gonna judge people and situations! We're freakin' humans, get over it.
10. Life is just full of too many stressful situations.
Like, just because you like someone, it doesn't mean you're ready to, like, you know, like-like them. I just like this reaction.
11. So, if we could all just take a minute to chill and do our thing, I think things would be a lot cooler.
My man Steve here has the right idea!
12. And lastly, if all the bitterness goin' around still has you down, just look at this dog!
Honestly, look at that freaking face! Pizza and puppies — I'm tellin' ya.
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