23 Real Trolls Who Got The Most LOLs

Trolls are the bread and butter of the internet. Just look at any comment section ever and you'll notice that basically half of the responses are satirical, argumentative, or plain ignorant. Most of the time, trolls just want to stir the pot, but sometimes they use sarcasm and witty humor to make a point, and that's where the comedy gold is buried.

Trolls don't just exist on the internet. Behind the keyboard is a real, living being made of flesh, living among us in the most ordinary of places. Don't be afraid — just because their words can sting doesn't mean they're dangerous. I've only been bitten by a troll once, and it was mostly my fault. If you keep your distance and remain calm, you have nothing to worry about. 

1. Technically, paper is edible.  

When teachers snap, it's never pretty. Trolls should definitely not mold young minds.

2. Cornfield crop-dusting done right. 

This is next level savage. It's definitely only funny if it doesn't happen to you.

3. This kind of stuff breaks even the strongest of spirits. 

Talk about torture. I've never heard anything this inhuman. 

4. When money is tight, but trolling is life. 

I'm not afraid to admit that I've done worse for free dessert. If you haven't scammed dessert, then you haven't lived. 

5. As long as there's pie, I'm down. 

Wait a second. That's definitely not the pie I was hoping for. 

6. Truck vs. troll. 

This is Mortal Kombat, parking lot edition. FINISH HIM!

7. This is when it pays to be indecisive.

What kind of human does this to another living being? Payback is definitely called for. 

8. Because, why not?

Sometimes you just have a little bit of extra time on your hands and it just happens. If I had more vacation time, there would be people taking detours all over the city. 

9. Along with the most highway heart attacks award. 

This is what happens when clever meets cruel. At least you won't fall asleep at the wheel. 

10. Torture in the twenty-first century. 

I picture people tearing their ears off at YouTube headquarters. This is how a mass exit happens. 

11. Ken M. strikes again. 

And as usual, he kills it. If you haven't heard of this legendary troll, you're missing out. 

12. I would expect nothing less from this legend. 

I would trade my soul to get that close to Bill Murray. Some people are just born lucky.

13. After all that's happened, this behavior isn't surprising. 

Linnea doesn't even know what she's in for. I almost feel bad. Except not really. 

14. Disappointing, but not surprising. 

Sadly, this story is pretty believable, but in the worst way possible. At least Linnea is handling it like a champ. 

15. Well, I didn't see thatcoming. 

But I'm not disappointed. Britney makes everything better.  

16. On second thought, maybe I amsurprised. 

Oh, hot damn! Linnea just stole the show. 

17. That's one way to get the kids to eat their veggies...or to scar them for life.

I smell trust issues a mile away. You're never too young to see a therapist. 

18. The perfect way to troll a messy roommate.

Creative and condescending. The best of both worlds. 

19. Tread carefully with this one.

If you don't already hate surprises, you will after plunging your greedy hands into this bowl of sugary deception. I do not support this type of hate. 

20. If your dad doesn't troll you, he probably doesn't love you. 

This is why you shouldn't let your parents friend or follow you on social media. I mean, it's entertaining for the rest of us, but you're probably not going to enjoy it. 

21. Vegans take a lot of flack.

This is not nearly as satisfying as chocolate. The Easter Bunny would be livid!

22. Maybe Wendy's should give up on the burgers and just focus on their true strength: trolling.

Whoever works the Wendy's Twitter account is on fire. Some people are born to troll. 

Trolling is a thankless job, bit someone's gotta do it.

So let's hear it for the people who keep the internet sassy and entertaining!

23. When you see it.