Some people just can't help it: They see an opening and they take it. Frankly, I don't blame them. Some opportunities are just too good to pass up. After piecing through this list, I'm sure most of you will agree with me.
1. A great time to take a swing at your boss
2. For the insta
#squad
3. Grandma gets her revenge for all the years of torment
4. It never hurts to proofread your Photoshop requests
Grammar and spelling trolls are the best kind of trolls. I like to think that every day, they make the world a better place one coordinating conjunction at a time.
5. The person who installed these doors has a bit of a dirty mind.
Just in case you forget which door to use.
6. Oh hiya, Ernie!
I almost didn't see you there
7. Pure evil
8. This is some delicious irony
Messing with a scammer is already fun without them telling you exactly what you already think of them. Dude might wanna be a little more polite to Jason Bourne, though.
9. Set up perfectly
10. Wendy's killed and will kill again
11. Actually, though
12. That's one evil roommate
Yeah, I'll be honest, if someone brought me to their house and that was in their room, I'd be out of there fast. Mostly because it's irresponsible to leave candles burning unattended.
13. Delivery: 10/10
14. Oh, he got her good
15. Roasted
16. We all stand to learn something from this person
17. I'm not sure I'll be able to look at either of these things the same way again.
When the skin forms the shape of Sauron this perfectly, there really wasn't any other option. Someone had to do this, and I'm glad they did.
18. The innuendo that was too good to pass up
19. They stay true to their advertising
20. Too good.
But seriously, that's an impressive right angle she has going on.
21. Yeah, I wouldn't be able to help myself either
22. Sounds like the best date ever
23. We all gotta make a living
Walmart can afford to give a little back!
24. Touché, Taco Bell
Old Spice just got old schooled!@
25. And the guy driving it
But which side is he on?
26. Not a bad strategy
27. My Spidey senses are tingling
If anyone actually wore this shirt to Spider-Man's classes, it would take everything to resist doing this for real.
28. How did it take so many years for anyone to do this?
They're all pretty amazing, but I don't think anything's gonna top giving Jerry a bald top. Now he and George can be bald buddies!
29. Everyone who knows the Lion King does this when they see these two together
30. It's amazing how you suddenly remember everything you paid for during a breakup.
31. Someone had to make a Shrek joke
Shrek is love and life, so it's only right that he would also have a poet's soul. Truly, he wanted us all to get out of his swamp.
32. But why did the chicken cross the road?
Really, how many times are you gonna have a chance like this?
33. This is well worth having to wait for another chair...
This is totally Michael Scott if he was the equipment guy for your workplace. Come on, though, would this not make your day?
34. Someone had to do it
35. That's a top notch Snap.
Punny and cool. See what I did there? No? Ok, I'll stop.
36. Here's a pun master who loves sports
Good one...probably staring at that mug is more exciting than some of the matches that happen during the World Cup anyways. 2010 Algeria vs. England, enough said.
37. This business just dropped the mic.
EVERYBODY GO HOME, THEY WON.
38. Okay, maybe not this one
39. Burrnnnnnnn
Tbh, I kind of take pride in being called a garbage person. It has a nice ring to it, and it means you can get away with putting a lot less effort into life in general.
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