Coming from a guy's perspective, we sure are glad you ladies tolerate us.
Sometimes we just can't help but annoy you. You're just too dang cute when you're "mad." The boyfriends we're looking at today make trolling our S.O.'s seem natural. Check 'em out, 'cause there are some good laughs to be had!
1. You gotta share the little moments together, ya know?
And what better moment to celebrate than her first ever solo on the ol' butt trumpet? Like a Shakespearean pair of fart-crossed lovers.
2. Is it love, or is it Fancy Feast?
I guess it's a bit of both! He may not be Chef Gordon Ramsay, but you can't deny the fanciness of said feast. And with fish and shrimp, it's like a gourmet meal for lunch!
3. She always knew you were a bad boy ;)
This guy is out of control! The sign clearly conveys that there should be no hangers hung here, but this scoundrel ain't listening to no one! Careful the cops don't see this!
4. Well, the resemblance is uncanny.
He didn't say that she doesn't look cute — he just pointed out her resemblance to one of the hottest characters out there. If anything, it should be taken as a compliment, right?
5. Never looked better!
Hey, if you can't handle him at his Grand Theft Auto 5 avatar pic, you don't deserve him at his normal-ass pictured self. It takes many hours to acquire that much swag. Respect the game.
6. Don't send these noods.
He's probably lucky if she made him dinner at all that night, but at least she respects the #clever move he made. At the end of the day, I'm sure he just got confused when he remembered she likes it raw.
7. This prank is so simple yet so effective.
She just wanted him to snap pictures to remember their nights out, but of coursehe kept a collection of him taking video instead, while she stands there waiting awkwardly. Brilliant.
8. You should get on his level.
I only mean that literally, of course — and even then, yes, I know you can't just grow a foot taller. Maybe you can ask him for a step stool for your birthday? Stop reflecting so much.
9. Some guys are a lot less subtle.
But a lot of us know the feeling of being trapped in a store we don't care about for way longer than anyone needs to be there. At least he didn't write out anything too embarrassing, right?
10. Kind of a romantic gesture, right?
Well, judging by her face, it didn't go quite the way she thought it would. Surprise? Yes. The kind that she'd really enjoy? Well...
11. Boys and their toys, amirite?
You should've known the moment he was eyeballing that label maker at Target that this would be your life now. I'm surprised he didn't put one on her that just said "girlfriend."
12. This kind of thing can get you killed!
I don't care what she did, man, if you wanna keep her around then you'd better keep your troll level low. At least lower than this!
13. Never deny her what she really wants.
Hey, if you keep requesting it, it's only a matter of time before that wish becomes reality. I hear this is served best with a side of "what do you feel like?"
14. Love is like a box of chocolates...
...you'll be reminded of harsh realities at every turn. Hey, there's a right way and a wrong way to tell someone something — this is definitely a right way.
15. Harsh, but I mean, he's not wrong :/
You gotta give it to him for the speedy reply, at least. That kind of thing is just observant AF. Well done.
16. Is he going to be a father? 'Cause that's a great dad joke.
He shoots, he scores! He's definitely on thin ice now. It might be a bit offside, but not worth a penalty.
17. Here's a scavenger hunt no one really wants to be a part of.
She should've known something stunk from the beginning, but she really got it in the end, huh?
18. Nothing like getting hopes up on a birthday!
What kind of money is this guy making that she was thinking he'd be able to buy her a Mercedes? Not Kevin money, I'll tell you that much... I'm Kevin.
19. "Sure, hun. I'll do a cute photoshoot with you!"
Guy or girl, who wouldn't want to lob a big ol' pile of leaves in your S.O.'s face? That's just catharsis right there.
20. This prank sucks, but in the literal sense.
Talk about a rude awakening. This poor Reese Witherspoon doppelgänger can't get a moment's rest. Looks like it's back to Harvard for her!
21. The countdown game everybody loves!
Hey, sometimes us guys can get a little desperate for attention, can ya blame us? At least we'll try to keep it as entertaining as we can!
22. A personalized gift is always nice!
Especially when it's a frickin' huge printout of your dumb face! Who wouldn't want to wrap themselves up in what could possibly be the worst selfie their significant other ever took?
23. Not just any kind will do!
Sometimes we miss the memo (in a sense), other times we just want to see a reaction. This one kind of has a bit of both.
24. "Oh yes, I was wondering what would break first, your spirit or your fashion sense?"
That was either a quote from Bane or from this guy's girlfriend in her sweet jacket.
25. Again, you're playing with fire if you mess with a girl's beauty routine.
The good news is that this should cut down her makeup application time since now she has a solid foundation.
26. Never trust an artist.
Why would this guy waste his time painting something as boring as a plain old sunset? Nah, a true artist/troll lets their creativity soar! Dory would be proud.
27. Sometimes guys are just gonna troll in general and you may get caught in the crossfire.
I'd normally go with the, "Oh yeah, gee, who did that?" But it's good to own up to your ridiculousness.
28. They really want those romantic photoshoots to happen, huh?
Well, sometimes our artistic mind gets bogged down by our...well, othermind. Intentional or not, we all know what's goin' on here.
29. Kind of thoughtful and still pretty expensive, somehow.
Seriously, what kind of money is this guy making that he spent $58 on a joke purse? Not Kevin money, not Kevin money.
30. And lastly, you should know it's not always going to go as planned.
If you've been pranking your girl for all this time, don't be surprised when she eventually catches on.
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