15 Safety Tips From Total Idiots

Whether at home or on the job, nothing is more important than safety! Except maybe family and freedom, oh, and coffee, and being independent and self-reliable. Also, self-esteem is really important and you wanna make regular check-ups with your doctor for your health. Anyway, safety is important somehow, I'm sure, so check out these hot tips from total dumbos like me!

1. Maybe just avoid Milwaukee in general... 

2. Always have a few safety buddies to look out for you!

3. If you can't find a buddy, just split

4. Never let grandma around anythingdangerous...

5. Always have a water type handy

6. And always know the location of eyewash stations

7. Awareness is half of prevention

8. Always read instructions, first!

9. There's only one way to solve a real problem... 

10. Seriously, be prepared for anything!

11. Smoking kills... 

12. Pay attention to allsignage

13. If you can't find proper protection, just improvise... I guess?

14. Make sure anything sharp is properly covered

15. And lastly, always remember, love is the most dangerous game of all...